I believe Mayo…

Posted on July 9, 2008 by big jonny

I believe Mayo…was doped to the gills.

Spanish climbing specialist Iban Mayo became the latest rider to fail a drugs test after it was revealed he had tested positive for EPO during the Tour de France…

The 29-year-old, who finished 16th in the Tour, which finished on Sunday, has been suspended by his team.

“The Saunier Duval team was notified by the UCI that Iban Mayo had tested positive for EPO following a test on July 24 which was a rest day on the Tour de France,” read a statement on the team’s website.
Source: http://www.velonews.com/article/13018.

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15 Replies to “I believe Mayo…”

dd on July 9, 2008 at 12:53 pm said:

…and still couldn’t win a tour.
Gnome on July 9, 2008 at 1:06 pm said:

Doh!.. per
Humpty on July 9, 2008 at 2:25 pm said:

HMMM…Armstrong didn’t dope, but dropped a doped to the gills Mayo like a prom dress in the Tour…. hmmm….
I agree, bring him in front of congress.
Flodizzle on July 9, 2008 at 2:47 pm said:

Alberto Gonzales defense:
“I don’t recall…”
“I don’t remember…”
“I’m not sure…”

Just tell us about the Olson Twins, Lance
Bush43 on July 9, 2008 at 6:25 pm said:

As Willy Voet said, when Dr. Ferrari is your trainer, you’ve got a saucepan under your ass, and people cannot fail to notice. I believe Lance Armstrong was doped to the fucking gills. He made Mayo look like a fucking first year student in pharmacology.

But the real question is, just how much does Kate Hudson look like his mom? Is she a violation of the “he only fucks women that look like his mom” rule?

Discuss!
Mikey on July 9, 2008 at 7:16 pm said:

Iban, et al-

Nice bike, gregario! Ha!

Mikey
BestPartOfMeRanDownMomsLeg on July 9, 2008 at 10:42 pm said:

You guys talk about doping like it’s a bad thing …

On another note, what about that Dara Torres … is that an awesome piece of ass, or what ?!?!?!?!?!?!

just sayin’
sommerfliesby on July 10, 2008 at 6:31 am said:

I believe…..Jesse Jackson.
Gnome on July 10, 2008 at 7:26 am said:

Dara Torres is very satisfactory. Very.
Brad on July 10, 2008 at 7:37 am said:

I have never used Mayo on a sandwhich it’s just disgusting.
schultzenheimer on July 10, 2008 at 9:08 am said:

i told you BO was talking down to people too much, now JJ’s gonna castrate the guy. JJ still completely supports the guy, just sans nuts.
bikesgonewild on July 10, 2008 at 9:16 am said:

…i used to like chicken salad made w/ mayo…

…now i find them both disgusting…
Mikey on July 10, 2008 at 9:36 am said:

Drunk cyclist acts like idiot:

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/news/1215660313233830.xml&coll=7&thispage=1

I hope the link works, if not, look at today’s Oregonian- it was front page, above the fold.

Moron.

Mikey
John on July 10, 2008 at 10:50 am said:

+1 for Dara. Most non-heinous.
Gnome on July 10, 2008 at 11:02 am said:

Drunkcyclist Idiot taking one for the team? Nice work.