About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
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awwwwww yeah, it’s business time!
” Damn, the trigger on this beagle gun is squishy and wet “
As seen about a zillion times on Craiglist’s Rants & Raves.
Another hit and run by the Masked Beagle Bootie Bandit.
just relax. let’s check the ‘ol prostate, shall we?
…(in a sing-songy voice)…
“me and mrs. jones-
beagle a thing…goin’ on
and we both know-
that it’s wrong…”…
The final slide of Rick Santorum’s “slippery slope” presentation.
Brian wins.
Who’s fucked now?
VCS gets the award for funniest reference’ Brian gets best caption so far.
“Hominna-hominna-hominna”
“Just let me know when you’re done back there, ok buddy?”
Happy to see Porn is back on the ol’ DC site.
You have too much time on yer hands Jonny.
Take it all, bitch!
They say “Once you go procyonid, you never go back.”
That was the absolute worst hunting dog I ever had.
In this photo we have the two new symbols for our two major parties. The Democrats, who former mascot was the donkey are now the hound dogs, The republicans, whose former mascot was the elephant are now represented by the raccoon. You can see who has the spine and what control of both the house and senate has done for the democrats. I blame Nancy Pelosi and others for not standing up and biting back.
Hayund me the caaaamera, Ma! You ain’t gunna baleeve what’s humpin’ the dog this time!
nature’s form of hoggin’ (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoggin)
the dog does have a good personality though.
-summerfliesby takes my vote-
Nancy Pelosi is hot.
Relax, it’s ok. I have opposable thumbs…
Hey, why not? The Fox and the Hound had a great relationship.
http://www.freewebs.com/thedisneyclassics/todandcopperbecomefastfriends.jpg
snoopy and the bandit?
A real life turd burglar?
The “Masked Fucker” strikes again
This will only hurt for a little while…
” what game play “
Hey Rover, bend over.
Uh, Karl? Is that you?
Don’t be dumb….get you some
If you look closely, you’ll see that the “coon” is missing the point. (so to speak). I wonder who he’s mimicing,(big jonny) in his missed forey.
“I’m gonna do to you what your owners are doin’ to my habitat!”
or
“So this is what they mean by doggy style.”
I saw you rid’n in that pickup that killed my old man. Take this fucker.
mmmmm, who is that masked man?
For those old enough to remember the travisty that was the Cap’n and Tennille (or, God forbid, America):
Beagle Suzie, Raccoon Sam
Doin’ the jitterbug out in DC com land
And they shimmy
And Sammy’s so skinny
Where the Red Fern Grows…
Rocky Raccoon Loved Some Dog Poon……
Two spring to mind.
“First I eat your food, now I have you”
or
“So, this is what they mean by the Regal Beagle”
Benny the Beagle was saved by a passing racoon when he choked on a cigarette butt. Old smoke testing habits die hard.
I just founds me a new fetish
How Coonhounds are bred.
A poignant reminder of the Repugnican dick we’ve all been taking the last 7 years or so.