God help us all

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From: Stevil
Subject: Fourth Annual Mustache Party
Date: Saturday, May 24
Time: Doors at 2:00 p.m.
         Contest at 3:00 p.m.
Place: Girarde Residence
          1822 36th Avenue @ Noriega
          The Sunset, USA
Bring: Mustache
          Beer
          Liquor
          Stuff to BBQ
Do Not Bring: Bottle Rockets
                    Expensive Pants

ENTRANCE FEE FOR COMPETITORS: A MUSTACHE THEMED PIECE OF “ART”

[“Art” means any sort of creative expression of your respect of The Mustache. See, e.g., below.]

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

One Reply to “God help us all”

  1. If I had that poster, there is NO WAY I’d bring it anywhere near Stevil and his shenanigens.

    But I’d be there, no doubt.