About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
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Word. I’ll have a caucaison.
I was attacked by a graphic design student wielding cindy sherman fonts.
Ok Dr. Rorschach, I see an angel flying over an asshole. What do you mean its something else? I /definitely/ see an asshole!
i’m even dumber than last weeks “caption this”
Answer to the question: What does THE DUDE do?
this poster really ties the room together.
dentex wins the nerd award IMHO.
“Shepard Fairey tries his best at self-pardody. Fails miserably when fixie-riding, too-tight-jeans having hipsters think they ‘discovered’ something ‘underground’… ”
This woulda been better as a badly Xeroxed copy of ‘The Dude has a Posse’ stickers of yore. But alas… people get lazier and lazier. I pine for the days of badly Xeroxed Black Flag and Germs flyers.
Nice marmot.
The new “American Motto”. aka, we are fucked.
ie. http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2008/04/18/lunch-on-the-back-porch/
…well, yes judge judy, the customer did seem like she had been drinking…
…exploited ???…no, your honor, the customer is always right…
…yes, ma’am, yes she did request a tattoo on her belly of a devil, bent over, exposing his hindquarters…
…well, thank you, your honor…i agree that utilizing her belly button was a stroke of anatomic genius, for this tattoo…
…dismissed, your honor, thank you…i gladly abide your decision…
Dimebag says it……….this guy does it!
“Is this your homework, Larry?”
Take it easy Dude.
They don’t know how to spell “A Bike”
…(btw…thank you, baz…yer dr rorshach reference was all the opening i needed for my flight of fantasy…& life is so boring w/ out the occasional trip through uncharted territory)…
he’s an achiever
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS ! ! !
Abide or I’ll felate you sonny.
Jesus built my hot rod!
Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.
bikesgonewild wins
The Big Lebowski fuck version:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y
Mikey
Cervical cat scan of your spine on X !!!!!!!!!!
Power to the peaceful!
Charlie, where have you been?
Answer to the question: What does THE DUDE do?
you beat me to it…
Mark it zero Smokey
Where can I get a poster of this!? Please help…
Just updating my blog addy, check out my Earth Day post.
Uncle George Wants YOU
isnt that Bobby Black from HighTimes magazine?
Theodore Donald Karabotsos Memorial Alleycat
June 7, 4-6pm
I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. That or His Dudeness… Duder… or El Duderino, if, you know, you’re not into the whole brevity thing…
Silent Bob Has a Posse
finaly, we have been blessed with a picture of Big Jonnys’ ass print on an echo-sketch.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Well. Finally found my IUD! Thanks doc! At least I didn’t leave it in my kid’s retainer case like after the last incident of drunken debauchery.
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!? AM I THE ONLY PERSON AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES! MARK IT ZERO!
…kark, dude, your harshing the mellow of a lotta folks w/ all that yelling…
…experienced drinkers can nurse a hangover, get their work done & never have a boss or a co-worker be any wiser for it…but if you yell on the inter-tubes, the wincing gives it all away…
…sheesh, a little consideration on a site called “drunkcyclist” goes a long way…
…just sayin’…
Whores Not Wars
? allirapsas yna tog
shepard fairey has dropped the “X” and started hitting the bong!?
obey MY balls bouncing off your chin
in reference to above.
after adiquate tea bagging comes time to add the cream