Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power?

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A stranger was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on an airplane. The stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk.”

“I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know”, said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?”

“OK”, she said. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

The stranger thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies: “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?!”

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

3 Replies to “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power?”

  1. …ya, thanks jonny…this and the question “are $43 hundred dollar an hour hookers spitzers or swallowers ???” are helping me get outta the funk i’ve been in since the weekend cycling news here in the bay area…

    …sure as hell needed something…