Paolo Bettini praises Satan for bringing him a second world-championship win

Posted on September 30, 2007 by big jonny

This just in from Mad Dog Media.

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At least he’s down with Satan.

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14 Replies to “Paolo Bettini praises Satan for bringing him a second world-championship win”

bikesgonewild on September 30, 2007 at 12:20 pm said:

…why, that little devil…
DJ Muff on September 30, 2007 at 3:32 pm said:

I just choked on a Clif Bar I laughed so hard.

Do the have a test for satanic enhancement? Has that even been banned yet?
my fav rider on September 30, 2007 at 5:59 pm said:

my favorite rider of all time.. sic shot
bert olio on September 30, 2007 at 6:38 pm said:

So are sacrificing chickens and drinking the blood of virgins covered by WADA rules on performance enhancement? Or is Dick pound actually Beezlebub himself?
John on September 30, 2007 at 6:57 pm said:

you said dick pound.
bikepunk on October 1, 2007 at 8:22 am said:

I was praising Satan before it was cool, and he never got me a win with nothin. Fuck that guy.

I DID get my On-One carbon fork today, so I got that goin’ for me… Review to come after celebratory beers, steerer-cutting (bike-bris?) etc…

Just remember kids : Satan loves you too. He just has a bad publicist.
bikesgonewild on October 1, 2007 at 8:56 am said:

…you had a ‘devil’ of a time getting that (pitch)fork, it seems like…perhaps connections ???…
jesus christo on October 2, 2007 at 11:52 am said:

I have been praising Satan for years now and all I got to show for it is a shitload of debt and a fucking jehovahs witness tree decoration.
Evil_Bumpkin on October 2, 2007 at 5:15 pm said:

Fucking sweet!
chopper on October 3, 2007 at 6:25 am said:

he is the love child of dick cheney.
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com
Seoul Brother on October 4, 2007 at 7:51 am said:

I’m down with Cthulhu. Better return on your investment.
John on October 4, 2007 at 10:55 am said:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365
vincevega on October 4, 2007 at 12:54 pm said:

dude is evil
caveman on October 5, 2007 at 5:18 pm said:

I think the devil made him do that, look at his facial expression!