About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

14 Replies to “Paolo Bettini praises Satan for bringing him a second world-championship win”

  1. So are sacrificing chickens and drinking the blood of virgins covered by WADA rules on performance enhancement? Or is Dick pound actually Beezlebub himself?

  2. I was praising Satan before it was cool, and he never got me a win with nothin. Fuck that guy.

    I DID get my On-One carbon fork today, so I got that goin’ for me… Review to come after celebratory beers, steerer-cutting (bike-bris?) etc…

    Just remember kids : Satan loves you too. He just has a bad publicist.

  3. …you had a ‘devil’ of a time getting that (pitch)fork, it seems like…perhaps connections ???…

  4. I have been praising Satan for years now and all I got to show for it is a shitload of debt and a fucking jehovahs witness tree decoration.