The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
14 Replies to “Paolo Bettini praises Satan for bringing him a second world-championship win”
…why, that little devil…
I just choked on a Clif Bar I laughed so hard.
Do the have a test for satanic enhancement? Has that even been banned yet?
my favorite rider of all time.. sic shot
So are sacrificing chickens and drinking the blood of virgins covered by WADA rules on performance enhancement? Or is Dick pound actually Beezlebub himself?
you said dick pound.
I was praising Satan before it was cool, and he never got me a win with nothin. Fuck that guy.
I DID get my On-One carbon fork today, so I got that goin’ for me… Review to come after celebratory beers, steerer-cutting (bike-bris?) etc…
Just remember kids : Satan loves you too. He just has a bad publicist.
…you had a ‘devil’ of a time getting that (pitch)fork, it seems like…perhaps connections ???…
I have been praising Satan for years now and all I got to show for it is a shitload of debt and a fucking jehovahs witness tree decoration.
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…why, that little devil…
I just choked on a Clif Bar I laughed so hard.
Do the have a test for satanic enhancement? Has that even been banned yet?
my favorite rider of all time.. sic shot
So are sacrificing chickens and drinking the blood of virgins covered by WADA rules on performance enhancement? Or is Dick pound actually Beezlebub himself?
you said dick pound.
I was praising Satan before it was cool, and he never got me a win with nothin. Fuck that guy.
I DID get my On-One carbon fork today, so I got that goin’ for me… Review to come after celebratory beers, steerer-cutting (bike-bris?) etc…
Just remember kids : Satan loves you too. He just has a bad publicist.
…you had a ‘devil’ of a time getting that (pitch)fork, it seems like…perhaps connections ???…
I have been praising Satan for years now and all I got to show for it is a shitload of debt and a fucking jehovahs witness tree decoration.
Fucking sweet!
he is the love child of dick cheney.
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com
I’m down with Cthulhu. Better return on your investment.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365
dude is evil
I think the devil made him do that, look at his facial expression!