Jumped the Shark

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I get a shit ton of email. And I still haven’t caught up on all the shit I missed while I was rubbing my dick between two rocks up in Colorado.

I thought ya’ll might like this one:

From: Michael
Subject: RE: Andromeda Strain
Btw, professional cycling has officially jumped the shark. I don’t give a fuck, I am throwing out all my lycra and going back to early 90’s basics, a tshirt, baggy shorts, camelback and a beer/bonghit. And yea, I will see you on the ROAD.

I hear you. I’m going for steel bikes with downtube shiftlevers. Fuck all.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

3 Replies to “Jumped the Shark”

  1. Welcome back, kids. Some of us never left.

    Also: Eat till you’re not hungry, and ride until you’re too tired. That’s your new training program.

  2. Im glad I never left the ‘baggy shorts and beer’ crew. Camelback only comes out when its over 85 degrees and Im going on longer than 70k.