Dumb ass layout

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So I get back into town late last night, log on this morning and the theme tanked. I’m not sure if I was happy to find out it was on more than just my own machine here at the Drunkcyclist World Headquarters.

We’re working on it. Not that it should make anyone feel better – we’re completely incompetent.

Go figure…

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

12 Replies to “Dumb ass layout”

  1. I knew this guy. Couldn’t get a web page working properly.

    So he re-installed Windows.

    I almost shit a brick when he told me that.

    Your not doing the same thing are you ??

  2. …jeez…though you’d gone looking for redemption after yer ‘springs’ pilgrimage…now frantically scrapping orange crayola off monitor screen…i was “uncomfortable” w/ temporary white sano’ look to site…

    …seemed like a good idea @ the time…scary…

  3. Im guessing it was that idjit who said you were in jail for banging some underage boy in the Texaco bathroom after 11pm and a few too many Tecate.

    or maybe its DHS trying to supress our love of bikes. Make us all buy H4’s oe some shit, bump Halliburton and Exxon’s profits jes that much more.

    whatever the case Im drunk and its unday at 11pm. Off to bed.

  6. It was simply the Vengeance of the Lord, who did cleanse your foul site and clothe it in the finest shimmering white, the color of His chosen people, who, for some reason, seem to need a bunch of brown, yellow and black folks to handle all the heavy lifting. But I digress.

    And meanwhile, for the critic who noted that DC, which is purportedly a cycling website, had not mentioned word one about the Vuelta: Vuelta, Vuelta, Vuelta. And for good measure, Missouri. So there. Pfffbbblllll.

  7. Thats why you don’t hire those lazy fucks that were complaining about their work schedules being too hard with out enough days off. Need more days off, then move to Switzerland.

  9. “we’re completely incompetent”

    You are setting far too high a bar for yourselves.

    Even W gets something right every once in a while, just by accident.

  10. I liked the white. I was getting sort of bored with my monitor looking like a jug full of piss 4 days into a mean bender.