About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

12 Replies to “I believe Vino”

  1. Millar’s response is the only thing that is keeping me hopeful about the future of cycling. That and the fact that I’m half-drunk right now.

  2. Does he have a really cute dog that just passed away? I’d believe him even more if he did.

  3. Jon

    I want to post on “Ibelievevino.com”!!!

    First some stuff about how much a Kazak really loves his sheep. That he would never take blood from his sheep and put it in his own veins. Also, some stuff about how when a sheep dies, the proud Kazak owner wears the sheeps collar for a month. Also, what really did happen on that winter trip Vino and a certain T-MOO-bile made to Kazakhstan in the winter a few years ago? Also, is it true the Kasak anti-doping agency is staffed solely by Borat’s sister? #1 heptalogist in ALL of Kazakhstan!

    Also, does Vino really think the training is STILL better in Kazakhstan than Mexico?

  4. What actually happened is that on stage 5 he crashed when his bike slipped in a pool of blood and some of that must have got into his system. It’s either that or at night he morphs into a giant bat and sucks the blood of virgin peasant girls.