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Tom Boonen has a donkey?

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Really? He has a donkey?

Man, that cat’s got it all. 100% baller. Money, women, fame, and a fucking donkey.

I am so depressed.

From: TW
Subject: What game play?
Kamiel Boonen (Tom Boonen’s donkey):

“I met Tom for the first time at his first fan day in November 2004. He always wanted a donkey, so the local council thought of giving me to Tom.
Oh man… he was so happy when he saw me! I got fondled immediately and I knew rightaway he would make a great boss.”

“Especially when Tom is around, we all want to be at our best and show him what we can. Sometimes I do miss Tom a little, but the three of us are very enthusiast fans of him. In effect, we’ re even the best donkey-racers ourselves!”

tomboonen.com

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What kind of domesticated animals is Zabriskie keeping around the ranch out in SLC? Zebras? Lions? Turtles?

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The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

6 Replies to “Tom Boonen has a donkey?”

  5. What a cute picture of Tommyboy in the corner. “I’m a capricorn, like long walks on the beach and like to fondle my donkey.”

  6. Baby donkey with no teeth and a little salt can make you want to do the chores