ANGRY DRAGON Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she’ll look like an angry dragon. ARABIAN GOGGLES A “seldom-seen” maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass [...]

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. From: William Howdy, I know you may be having a rough day, hard to get out of bed, aches and pains, But have hope. Yep. Works for me. I hope my grandkids will be kind enough to get their dear pappy a beer when I hit one hundred. Either [...]

A follow up to the Bike Down post on Saturday: —– Original Message —– From: Barbara LaWall To: pyramidcoaching Sent: Sunday, December 07, 2008 12:36 PM Subject: e-mail message to cycling community … Dear Mr. Blanchard: Your recent e-mail to the cycling community asking them to write letters in “an attempt to persuade the Pima [...]

Let’s start at the beginning: There was an accident during El Tour de Tucson this year. The Pima County Sheriff’s Department is looking for a car that hit a group of bicyclists this morning near the Westward Look Resort before leaving the scene. About 60 bicyclists were traveling westbound on Ina Road, east of Oracle [...]

Imagine if professional cycling had a strong rider’s union in place like the NFL does for its players? A federal judge on Friday blocked the NFL from suspending five players for violating the league’s anti-doping policy. . . . Kevin Williams and Pat Williams of the Minnesota Vikings and Charles Grant, Deuce McAllister and Will [...]

A reader sent in a photo of his bike. Well, mostly his bike. A little bit of his bike? From: senna I figured this one could make it into ‘caption this’ or at least ‘two wheels one dark..” Anyway, this image captures what my life is about, perty much. That bike you can’t see much [...]

Well, what’d ya know. No longer for sale. My daughters will get to see it someday. Yee haa. A section of whitewater rapids tucked between high cliffs, little-changed since explorer John Wesley Powell boated through in 1896, and a canyon decorated with thousands of ancient rock art panels have been pulled off the auction block [...]

Some of you are out there riding. Me? I’m in here. Getting weaker. While Charlie’s out there in the bush. Getting stronger. And so it goes… From: mrbill big jonny, Hope this finds you and the family doing well. Good luck in Law School, we need more lawyers on our side. This brings me to [...]

It’s my reading week. I’m trying to study. I’ve got a memo worth 50% of my grade sitting on my desk. Draft number six, don’t cha know. I’m dancing all over the max word count of 2,500. I’m at 2,499 right now. Right on the line! If I change anything (and I have changed several [...]

In case you’re wondering where in the hell I got these pictures, my mother sent them to me in an email. Was I surprised? Yes. Yes, I was. Did I laugh? You had better believe it. Dude probably broke his penis on that one. Moose Pipe = FAIL.

Remember the system? Yeah, it’s for real. I was thinking about it just yesterday. Not that I have time to actually ride a bike, or anything like that in my life these days. But I did go ’round the block once on one of my fixies (about ten city blocks, in case you’re wondering) and [...]

Hey look, the Eagles won last night. Against the NFC West leading Arizona Cardinals. Go figure. They were due. Any by “due” I mean the Cardinals were primed to fold like a lawn chair on national television. That team is like ten miles of bad road. Just. Plain. Lame. From: The Ethnic Jonny, as an [...]