Cycling is serious, always has been, always will be. Diets, training plans, body shaving, matching costumes…it all helps you win at the racing thing supposedly. But once in a while, we’re blessed with an anomoly. A champion who’s only concern is not giving a shit for the status quo, a legend who writes their own story, plays by their own rules, all the while making a mockery of the sea of posers.
This time, the legend happens to be a Czech metal band called Malignant Tumor. Their specialty? Winning, full stop. Doesn’t matter what they’re playing; road racing, gymnastics, running, ski jumping, synchronized swimming, you name it. Watch and learn brochachas.by