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All of us want it. Only some have found it.
From: Mr. Bill
Subject: Magic Elixir of Life
A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day, ” she said. ‘”Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”
‘”That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Thirty-four,” she replied.
True dat, yo.
For all you straight baller cats who have worked at races, driven the neutral support van, glued up tubs, handed out bottles and carried bags up to the rooms. This one’s for you.
God damn right.
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that xtranormal shit just cracks me up every time. “You owe me a tow back up to the field.”
so true, all of it