The magic elixir of life

All of us want it. Only some have found it.

From: Mr. Bill
Subject: Magic Elixir of Life
A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?

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“I smoke ten cigars a day, ” she said. ‘”Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”

‘”That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Thirty-four,” she replied.

True dat, yo.

For all you straight baller cats who have worked at races, driven the neutral support van, glued up tubs, handed out bottles and carried bags up to the rooms. This one’s for you.

God damn right.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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