I got this email. Subject line was “Montana”. No text. Just one photo.
Got another. Subject line was “What a stage race looks like when your Hct is NOT 49.999%”. Again, no text. Just one photo.
Sucks to be human, eh Lance?
Third email with no text. Again, just one photo. Must be the “new” thing to do. Anyway, subject line read “This wasn’t in the brochure”.
I’d hate to meet the people that would have signed up if that was in the brochure.
May 16th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
If that WAS in the brochure, I would sign up.
Twice..
May 16th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Aight, what’s worse/better BP; 1) being on the “pitching” elephant, 2) being on the “catching” elephant, or 3) being on a third elephant with a decent vantage point?
May 16th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
…i’m standin’ here, listening w/ my hand cupped behind my ear…
…nope, not a fucking peep of complaint & nope, not even the slightest bit of a whine…the man’s in italia, racing his bike…
…his peripheral activity weighs a ton & he handles that ok, i guess but bottom line is, he’s racing his bike…
May 16th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I can’t really blame the “pitchin” elephant. He has to walk around and stare at that ass all day long. Eventually he’s gotta do something about it. He lacks opposable thumbs soo……
May 16th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Da da da da da God save our KING.
No, not singin about Lance. He ain’t my king. He looks like an old man
now. Will he dominate? LANCE needs to be humbled like no other ass hole has aver needed it.
And that food… pure garbage – all I have to ask is… why?
Spend more at the natural foods store and let the truck stop diners DIE,
already.
May 16th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
hash browns, toast, processed meat smothered w/puke….$6.66 daily special. get it while it’s hot…
May 16th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Montana … that looks like chicken fried stake with the brown gravy at the Oxford Cafe in Missoula, Mt.
May 16th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
looks more like swinenschnitzle at bikepunks
May 17th, 2009 at 12:46 am
Yeah, but we don’t destroy it with all that gravy crap. Slice o’lemon and yer done.
And I’ll take the pitcher or the voyeur… Catcher looks to be a bit dangerous. No opposeable thumbs is right, but you ever see what his trunk can do??? Imagine if you will, rubbing one out with your nose.
Im out./
May 17th, 2009 at 8:23 am
a bad meal before a race will make you feel like you are taking it in the ass from an elephant
May 17th, 2009 at 9:23 am
I think the first photo should have been last.
Lance sucks now
Elephant porn
Results of elephant porn
May 17th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Chris D wins
May 18th, 2009 at 8:57 am
Bad meal? Garbage? WTF? The chicken fried steak is the king of foods. Some of us just like tasty and could give a shit about health or performance. The best chicken fried steak in NAZ – Mexican chicken fried steak at the westside Crown Railroad Cafe.