I rode a bike.
Got lost by the mall roundabout.
How the hell do I get past this?
Went home.
A kid yelled out his car window
“Bunny hop!”
I wanted to smash his face.
But I wouldn’t have
hit him
even if I could have.
It makes me feel bad to hit people.
Except the Gnome.
It feels good to hit him.
But only sometimes.
There are dishes in the sink.
And chicken in the fridge.
And coffee on the stove.
But I’d rather write this.

2 Responses to “I rode a bike”

1. chris Says:
   January 8th, 2009 at 11:38 am

   i like to hit gnome with Sparks.

2. Gordon Says:
   January 8th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

   you need to partake in the Thursday Nite Ride in PHX. just saying.