14 Responses to “Caption These”

1. Cody Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

   Top:
   Screw Belgian New Warmers, it’s all about Swedish Knee Socks

   Middle:
   Cipolini models the Pantalon Jaune and a his new hair cut.

   Bottom:
   Conclusive Proof that nothing is new in the Hipster World.

2. Gorilla Luv Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

   I got the tunes! No, I got the Tunes!

   Going for the Gold Baby! In muff diving that is.

   New Fed undercover bike program was a huge bust. No one could ever figure out how the Hipsters knew.

3. bikesgonewild Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

   …ernesto colnago does know how to compete…

   …when the competition shows up in their new “skinsuits”, well, ya just gotta bust out a newer, cooler bike…

4. Loren Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

   I’ll do all three.

5. Mikey Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

   down tube friction shifters, sweet.

6. marty Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

   loren wins.

7. singletrack maestro Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

   Down tube pump mount for when you need to pump ……….. sweet!

8. Chad Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 8:51 pm

   This little box right here will make you as cool as me.

   I think that EPO had some estrogen in it.

   Wheres my fucking neck?

9. djdan Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

   does anyone else think that the brakes were poorly photoshopped onto the track bike? The drapes don’t match the curtains, if you know what I’m sayin

10. djdan Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    and I don’t mean that in a not-getting-the-hipster-irony sort of way. I mean those brake hoods don’t really fit with 1972. That’s all.

11. mr chris Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 6:04 am

    What! Only one set of nipples!?

12. uglyyeti Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 6:37 am

    That’s not 1972 – that’s the new Türkmenistan built freestyle timetrial bike – the hippest ride in all of Ashgabat!

    (WTF is that thing with the shifter boot on the downtube? – some kind of Hammerschmidt meets Orange Krate Stik Shift road shifter?)

13. el jefe Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 10:38 am

    The walkman, the feathered hair, the knee high socks, the ecstasy tracers… oh what the early 80’s were all about…

    The gold tights and high heels, the blockout shades, the topless girls, the cocaine lifestyle, oh what the late 80’s were all about…

    I am Ernesto. You will ride my bike or I will break your neck. (It’s actually a Colnago-Ferrari from the late 80s. I think the brakes are Modolo hydraulics (did they ever make it out of the prototype phase?) Wasn’t the joystick supposed to control a variable gear in the crank?)

14. MilanoTom Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 11:25 am

    The chick in the middle has a nice set of Deltas.