I hate the Philadelphia Eagles.

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And I type this wearing a Philly shirt while hiding in a study cubicle in the corner of the library. A tie? With the Bengals? You were favored by eight points!

   1   2  3  4  T
Philadelphia (5-4, 2-2 away)  0   3  7  3 13
Cincinnati (1-8, 1-3 home)  0 10  3  0 13

One word: Fuck!
Two words: It’s over.
Three words: Just shoot me.
Four words: Fire Andy Reid today.
Five words: The Curse of Billy Penn.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

18 Replies to “I hate the Philadelphia Eagles.”

  1. The Eagles always disappoint. I’ve told you this several times. Live It, Learn It, Love it.

    How about the 9ers! We’re back baby!

  2. …god dammit, cody, stop gloating…singletary got ’em track today but don’t jinx the whole thing…

    …anyway, show some respect…big jonny is alternating between laughing maniacally & cryin’ in the corner…“young man, if you can’t control yourself, you’ll have to leave the library”

    …a tie ???…really ???…

  3. I’d take the tie over the 3 hour eye-gouging fest that was the Bear-Packer game yesterday. Try a 37 – 3 loss on for size. And that was with the GOOD qb for most of the game.

  4. Actually fake sfb…the only stinky shitty mutherfucker here is YOU. Sorry for this dickwad, gza…it wasn’t me.

  5. sfb dude – i don’t get it. Are you bipolar? What joy or satisfaction do you get from having arguments with yourself? A fake sfb? WTF – is that even possible on this site? You’re strange, dude. Signed the real B. Palin.

  6. SFB seems to be many things, but not bipolar. He has many redeeming qualities, but alas, he remains a Bears Fan. Unending self flagellation at the Halas Altar is a different kind of mental illness. But the quip “3 hour eye gouging” was vintage. Keep up the good work.

    Greetings from Cheeseland. Go Pack……..

  7. being from Chicago land and being a sports fan can be kinda tough.
    Fortunately I’m not, so when riding the Metra with a load of drunken sad people just kind of confused me

  8. Actually fake sfb…the only stinky shitty mutherfucker here is YOU. Sorry for this dickwad, gza…and everyone else…it wasn’t the realpseudo me.

  9. shoot, I argue with myself all the time, at least I’m more polite than “gay dog” over there.

    me, I bought new 28C tars and mounted ’em. Put on a front fender. I’m ready to plow through the copious road debris that gets served up around here. Probably avoid the Ballard Bridge, though. Montlake is bad too, the painted steel drawbridge hinge thingy is snot-slick when it’s wet. And the railroad tracks down by Leary Way wasted a buddy of mine several years ago, he went over the high side at speed. His knee has never been the same since, that sucks.


  10. Yeah, deal me in too.

    I returned to the city of brotherly love for a bacon laced cheesesteak only to find they hired a new cook at my favorite spot and see highlight reels of the shit birds stinking it up. After a Phillies world series, why do we have to be punished so harshly?

  11. i hate the eagles the suck co fucking bad and i think they should have never let those pussy ass little bitches in the nfl i hate the fucking eagles