yeah, bro.

Happy Friday everyone. Now go gouge out your eyes.

From: Snake Hawk
Subject: yeah, bro.
get it. i’m feeling super hot today, king of the world, top of the food chain. after i made my breakfast of frozen waffles with canned peach wedges on top, and did my push-ups and crapped, i thought that i should take a picture of me. i’ll probably end up using this for craigslist m4m section, but wanted to kind of get your soft touch and input on it. what do you think, sailor? is that shit hot, or what>>>>>?

poodles & vodka,

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

17 thoughts on “yeah, bro.

  1. and we did *what* to deserve this?
    I’m going to have to drink 3x more tonight to get rid of that image.

    Do ya recall ya used ta put hot chicks on this page all the time?
    Is this some weird karmic retribution for some feminist enlightenment, or a gay-ass becoming in preparation for first year?

    This week was 12, 14, and 16 hour days…I finally stroll over to DC…aw man..why didja havta do it?

    Don’t abuse the DC power like that. plz.

  2. Dear Sir(s):
    I seem to have left a loose Polaroid laying about. It was a super glossy shot of one of my heavy sinkers that I was going to submit to the site – If anyone spots it, please forward. Ciao!

  3. Hey Shines,
    You forgot to mention the small reward (and I do mean small) for the Polaroid….

    Let’s keep the reward on the down-low. See you at the gym tomorrow. Early as usual?


  5. my bad, dudes. i just figured if you like watching skinny dudes in lycra jaunt up steep mountansides, you’d have no problem checking me out in my jock strap. my bad, seriously. hey dave, i miss you. . . . .

  6. …geez…i guess it’s appropriate that the post immediately below is titled “small packages“…

    …ya might wanna take a look before ya give yerself any future, ah, exposure…

    …just sayin’…

  7. You need to bust out a pee-wee herman laugh to make it all work. Did you just see a ghost, flakemann?? you seem a little white in the fae.

  8. With the tattoo… oh my god… is that Hammy’s body double? That would be a great halloween costume.