I like to bust the balls of my co-workers about them not wearing helmets to work. One assclown (love ya, Malibu) brought his helmet in his backpack instead of on his head.
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Just wanted to pass along a tip to all readers. WEAR A FUCK’N HELMET!
Check out the pic…. On the SS the other day on the way home from work. Rolling along on a nice sunny day enjoying my ride when I cross over a wide speed bump and hear a huge “CRACK – SNAP” sound. Bars come out of my hand and the fall begins.. I spin sideways take a huge hit on my ass cheek, then the shoulder and proceed to pile drive the back of my head into the gravel on the side of the road.. Slide down the ditch upside down, and end up in someones front yard.
I am laying there (no kidding) laughing at how I wipe out on a speed bump, thinking to myself “what a moron”. I try to get the bike off me, but have a hard time. Finally get to my feet only to tumble to the ground. (2 times) I was completely out of it! Thankfully someone stopped and helped me get my bearings. Found my Oakley’s with both lenses gone. They are a BITCH to put in. One lens is on the road and the other one is about 40 feet away, it was a FUCK’N trip.
It all came back later that night, I hit a chunk of wood that was on the backside of the wide speed bump that must have slipped on my front wheel and that was the culprit!
Between feeling like someone kicked my ass, and having a decent headache as well as double vision, I think I will be ok..
The Doc said you can count your lucky stars. “If you didn’t have that helmet on, you would be enjoying dinner from a straw, Or more than likely DEAD”. (yeow..)
Wow…. PASS THE WORD TO ALL KNUCKLEHEADS… WEAR A GOD DAMN HELMET!