We can all make the joke about having them. Some of us more than others. (I’m looking in your direction, BJ.) What makes this site special isn’t just the beer, bikes, boobs mentality; it’s that we all stick together when shit goes sideways. Info about Jonny went up all over and people responded with well-wishes [...]

I felt the need to share. In other news, 10 years ago I rode from Seattle to Washington DC. On a bike. 40 days of riding, 8 days of rest. It’s not RAAM, but it was an adventure nonetheless. I’ll dig out a few pics to reminisce and share in the next few days. — [...]

Remember when you could ride your bike and not have fear of being killed by an irresponsible dick in an SUV? Remember when you could have a discussion about politics without

Fuck a Guido. They got nuthin’ on this monster. I give to you HANNIBAL. also… After the horrible tragedy of 2013, the Tour de France organizers banded together with Trek and Apple to develop a possible deterrent to terrorists and dopers alike. “Lance will be avenged,” said one. “He is not the only one who [...]

As Judi expressed her opinion re: peachy desktops, I took it upon myself to add to the nonsense. From a pic I took ’bout 10 years ago or more. I’m pretty sure It was an Independent Fabrications but then, I could be mistaken. Enjoy. —bp. Gnome. Medium. Big Jonny.

…is a bike somewhere in it, and I’m set. Courtesy of Hawtness.

As I am ahead of many of you by around 7 hours, here are my most recent coffee ramblings… One. I used to live in Los Angeles. All over L.A. as it were, and had my fair share of idiots in cars harassing me. I would ride from Victory and Coldwater up to Laurel Canyon [...]

Decided to get off my fat lardy ass and get a ride in. Good for me, because I’m fat and lardy. Anyhow, I dug out my old Swobo LS jersey from 1999 and packed myself in nice and snug. My new Brooks saddle was on my new NC17 seatpost and ready to be broken-in. Slowly. [...]

That’s the question I get from family and friends more often than any other. Well, I’d say it’s pretty awesome and x-mas-y and butt-assed-cold. -11 this morning, and supposed to get down to -22 tonight. (thats 12 and -4 respectively to you non-metric heads.) It’s getting icier by the day, but with Mex-mas™ creeping up, [...]

More at sketchy santas… —bp

Yes, thats two layers of bacon. —bp

Fuck you, hipster scum. THIS is how you trick. Update: Now with more embed.