About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

12 thoughts on “Today’s random offering

  1. I’d try to go five-seven-five on this, but I’m juggling a 15 month old & making dinner..

    Dave – love ya babe. I’m actually web searching cocktails w/ a free bottle of Disaronno my father in law gave me. I’ve no idea what to do with this stuff. Mix is with soda? One to one with whiskey? I don’t have the materials on hand to make any of these fancy pants drinks I’m finding… Blame it on Obama?

    in-the-spirit.co.uk/cocktails/browse_cocktails…

    Shit.

  2. “Wild Turkey is good
    King Barack’s economy
    Has me on Jim Beam”

    Good Gawd All Mighty.

    Dave. You are the true definition of single track.

  3. …well i’ll be humbled…i was thinkin’ it was 14 not 17 but the truth is i was just sliding bamboo under dave’s nails…so…

    …try as you might, dave
    nothings ever right in yer world
    a lobotomy ???…

    …’cuz if i’m gonna basho dave, i certainly wish to do it w/ the correct form…

  4. Jonny, pretty much anything you might do with Southern Comfort or, say, Benedictine should work a treat with Disaronno. And have you had the Wild Turkey honey liquer? Stuff’s amazing. I hope to afford another bottle when the economy turns around; hopefully when the adults take over after the next election.