Hey, listen —
Most folks know that when you ask someone for something, you have to give them something in return. It’s pretty fucking basic. Maybe it has to do in some way with the 3rd law of physics. I know, gutter punks think that because they eat from the dumpster, they don’t have to pay for any other shit, but bro — how many day-old bagels did Hot Topic make you give them when you bought those Edward Scissorpants?
Whatever. You want something? Me too. Don’t get me wrong – I’m really fortunate that people like and sometimes want to have some of my shit – but i can’t send my landlord a fucking drawing and just expect shit to be cool.
Here you go.by