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In case you’re wondering where in the hell I got these pictures, my mother sent them to me in an email. Was I surprised? Yes. Yes, I was. Did I laugh? You had better believe it. Dude probably broke his penis on that one. Moose Pipe = FAIL.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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  1. …view from sarah palin’s (remember her ???) front door…

    …she became a much better moose hunter after she got the buffalo statue, ah, erected…

  2. In a measure to seek more out of conference wins while running on first down in the 4tt quarter of every game, the CU Buffalo’s will schedule Dartmouth College Moosemen to play in Boulder next season. Here is a creative imagery of the eventual outcome regardless.

    Asked about the opportunity of this inaugural game and if this was playing down for wins like Nebraska does every year, CU Coach Dan Hawkins said “we are looking forward to the challenge as long as they leave the debate team at home we should be OK.” In a brief interview with perennial bench player never to see a down in the 3 years after his redshirt season, Dan Downit said of Dartmouth “ well lets get them at altitude and see if they can hold their liquor” Say What? Dan must not know that Dartmouth damn near invented the Greek System…..

    Here’s to Moosehead U. Kicking ass here in CU the date rape capital of the world and taking that stupid fucking Buffalo on a trip to the Islands.

  3. adds first new word to their list since the Election.

    “Mavricky” Was added with these pictures on 12/1/09. The definition for now is a simple slide show until they can find words to describe it.

  4. “Thelma and Floyd were at a crossroads in their relationship. Thelma worried that Floyd put her on a pedestal — that he didn’t see her as a real woman. She was wrong. So wrong.”

  5. Wait till that moose sees the beast at Buffalo Park … now that’s a buffalo.

  6. I’ve lived in Phoenix more than forever but was born in Boulder,,,Butthead wins by eight lengths,,just sayin…