Well, actually, I don’t know Masuimi at all. But she cracks my shit up anyway.
“I Hate Ted Nugent!”
Morat and I went to the Ted Nugent show last night at the House of Blues.. ONLY because Morat had to review the show for Classic Rock magazine, NOT because we wanted to go. I didn’t know too much about TN till last night, now I know enough to tell you I FUCKING HATE HIM and EVERYTHING he stands for. He had a bunch of dead animals on stage, (I’m pretty sure some of them were fox’s because I could see their faces) draped over his guitars and even had a fox tail coming out of his ass! No, really, he did! What did he do shove one of them up his ass along with his head? As I’m wondering what the fuck is up with the dead animals on stage he starts gyrating his hips so the fox tail sticking out of his ass is swaying as he shouts into the microphone – “I can’t shoot them so I shit them out my ass.” You can’t shoot them because they are endangered you ASSHOLE!
We didn’t stay for the entire show, it seemed like it would never end. After each song he was either plugging the military to get a cheap cheer or cracking jokes about blacks or bragging about killing animals, some of them endangered!!! He even ranted on for a bit about killing coyotes, here’s another beautiful quote – “You get yourself a 22 pistol with a silencer and at around 3 am when everyone is drunk you get yourself a McDonald’s bag and stick your gun in it and shoot every one of them on Mullholland Drive.”
I sometimes write notes for Morat, especially when he has to photograph and review a band/show and the funniest thing happened to me while I was writing the quote above. A guy walked up to me and said “What are you writing for?” and before I could answer him he started to walk away! Now, I had had enough by then and I grabbed the guy, spun him around and told him it was rude to ask a fucking question and then walk off before he could hear the answer! He stared at me dumbfounded and asked again, “Well, what are you writing for?” So I said “Because I can”. This reminded me of a sketch by comedian Bill Hicks going off on a rant about some lady asking him what he was reading for, not what he was reading! LOL
And last but certainly not least – Ted Nugent is a fucking asshole racist. He kept joking around about how he used to be a little black boy – what the hell does that mean? That’s not even funny! TN then went on to talk about how beating up Rodney King was a waste of sticks, that he should have just been shot. WTF??? Then he pointed out the only black guy in the crowd and proceeded to pick on him and make even dumber jokes.. quote – “I’m glad I’m not the only black man in the building” I tuned out the rest, we left while he was blabbing on about being black.. I have never been to a show where the singer had to mention the military or joke about black people just to get the audience to cheer. Morat and I were definitely out of place and it was time to leave before things got really ugly. I have a violent temper and zero patience for people that think that type of behavior is cool.
When we were leaving we told the security why we were leaving and they said they were ashamed to be working there. I couldn’t believe the House of Blues would allow that sort of thing to go on at their venue. After doing some research on TN, Morat and I would have NEVER agreed to go to that show, I know for a fact that Morat would have turned down that review. Oh well.
Luckily, there weren’t that many people at the TN show last night and the ones that were there should be dying off fairly soon.. I’m so glad the younger generation wasn’t interested, it’s good to know that there aren’t that many stupid people in Los Angeles!
TN fans, don’t bother defending him here, your comments are NOT welcome.
If you want a little more Masuimi in your life (and who wouldn’t after reading that) take a look at her website. You can thank me later.by