About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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  1. Q: Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God?

    A: Trick question, Lemmy is God!

  2. One of these loosers gives us the finger, the other two, after years of drug use cant even lift a finger.

  3. yeah we’re a band. We’re like here all month ya know? We’re kinda like the house band cause we put the ‘awk’ back in Rawk ..we come on after the strippers are done almost every night.

    ..his name is Drool.
    he doesn’t speak..

    an that’s Eugene. but he doesn’t like ‘Eugene’ so call him ‘Engine’ or he’ll spit at you.

    ..he has crabs too.

  4. “This one goes up too eleven”.

    It’s the extra (1) you gotta look out for.

    Go Lemmy

  5. we here to fucking tell ya how bad we hate our parents….ya thats right f..them and their rules…

  6. Main Entry:
    pa·thet·ic Listen to the pronunciation of pathetic
    Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French pathetique, from Late Latin patheticus, from Greek path?tikos capable of feeling, pathetic, from paschein (aor. pathein) to experience, suffer — more at pathos

    1 : having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity 2 : marked by sorrow or melancholy : sad 3 : pitifully inferior or inadequate 4 : absurd, laughable

  7. …so what ???…it sounds like…

    …in greek—it’s pathitikos, a delicacy made w/ filo dough, olives & baby birds tongues…

    …in latin—it’s patheticus, a building where an activity involving working out, sweating, drinking & purging is done…

    …in french—it’s pathetique’, a perfume that that will have you on yer knees w/ X-rated visions swirling through yer fogged up little brain…

    …etymologicalize that, bubba…

  8. BGW – I was getting ready to see a Motorhead show in Cincinnati and we were hanging out in an alley behind the show drinking beer. He walked out in some very short cut off shorts and red white and blue striped tightie whities underneath that you could see thru the cut offs. He hung out with us and we talked about crystal meth and speedfreaks and such while drinking some imports. He was so cool. But so fucking ugly.

    Larkin – why do you say I must be a mother? I am 37. No kids for me.

  9. …hey…judi gets points & props for being willing to hang out on this decidedly ‘dude’ site & keeping her feminine cool…

  10. We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.

  11. …49% motherfucker…
    …51% son of a bitch…

    …just the right mix…

    …great trailer, market forces…there is no denying it, lemmy is the real deal…

  12. There is only one way to paint the tree. Up and Down brush strokes work every time.

  13. Two thirds of all long-haired leather-daddys manifest behavioural change as a result of regular attendance in an anger management program.

  14. Next on Behind The Music, The Allman Brother’s tragic downward spiral.