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  1. James Says:

    Q: Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God?

    A: Trick question, Lemmy is God!

  2. TC Says:

    One of these loosers gives us the finger, the other two, after years of drug use cant even lift a finger.

  3. twmud Says:

    the three stooges on meth

  4. -dan Says:

    The Ace of FUCK YEAH!

  5. kark Says:

    yeah we’re a band. We’re like here all month ya know? We’re kinda like the house band cause we put the ‘awk’ back in Rawk ..we come on after the strippers are done almost every night.

    ..his name is Drool.
    he doesn’t speak..

    an that’s Eugene. but he doesn’t like ‘Eugene’ so call him ‘Engine’ or he’ll spit at you.

    ..he has crabs too.

  6. luv_plugg Says:

    Rest of the village people? Here’s you rest of the village people.

  7. sommerfliesby Says:

    Wanna smell my finger?

    And yeah…LEMMY RULES! Orgasmatron, baby!

  8. big jonny Says:

    Duh Fucking Lemmy.

  9. gnome Says:

    fuck you in your general direction.

  10. cwbyker Says:

    “This one goes up too eleven”.

    It’s the extra (1) you gotta look out for.

    Go Lemmy

  11. cwbyker Says:

    Lemmys’ official responce when asked about dopers in cycling.

  12. bikesgonewild Says:

    …so lemmy, how was the proctology exam ???…

  13. PistolPete Says:

    Fabulous Furry Freek Brothers in the New Millenium…

  14. Nik Says:

    PISS OFF

  15. ptbikeman Says:

    This is why I hate riding the greyhound.

  16. wolfgang Says:

    we here to fucking tell ya how bad we hate our parents….ya thats right f..them and their rules…

  17. Looney Says:

    Tell me guys ,what do ya think about juan grande ??

  18. -dan Says:

    pistal pete takes it with authority.

    Where is fat Freddie’s Cat?

  19. Humpty Says:

    no way…kark crushed that for originality!

  20. Robbo Says:

    “Fuck you, you don’t got a dollar!?”

  21. FloridaFish Says:

    “Are you there God? It’s me, Lemmy”

  22. John Says:

    Main Entry:
    pa·thet·ic Listen to the pronunciation of pathetic
    Pronunciation:
    \p?-?the-tik\
    Function:
    adjective
    Etymology:
    Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French pathetique, from Late Latin patheticus, from Greek path?tikos capable of feeling, pathetic, from paschein (aor. pathein) to experience, suffer — more at pathos
    Date:
    1598

    1 : having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity 2 : marked by sorrow or melancholy : sad 3 : pitifully inferior or inadequate 4 : absurd, laughable

  23. bikesgonewild Says:

    …so what ???…it sounds like…

    …in greek—it’s pathitikos, a delicacy made w/ filo dough, olives & baby birds tongues…

    …in latin—it’s patheticus, a building where an activity involving working out, sweating, drinking & purging is done…

    …in french—it’s pathetique’, a perfume that that will have you on yer knees w/ X-rated visions swirling through yer fogged up little brain…

    …etymologicalize that, bubba…

  24. dentext Says:

    Hi, We’re here for the clinton ralley.

  25. Seattle Says:

    “Say…remember that tax rebate you were *supposed* to get?”

  26. Peg Leg Says:

    BLOOD DOPING IS GLAMOROUS

  27. Bloody Cyclist Says:

    Happy f#%king Mothers Day, Mum!

  28. CrossMaxx Says:

    “No, we ain’t Stevie Ray Fackin’ Vaughn and Fackin’ Double Trouble”

  29. da grizz Says:

    lemmy raped my mom…amd I didn’t mind

  30. Market Forces 101 Says:

    Lemmy raped my dad

  31. vcsnover Says:

    I said pull me fuckin’ finga !

  32. Roly Says:

    Finger up who farted the paint off the wall.

  33. judi Says:

    I drank a beer with Lemmy once. He is a very cool mother fucker.

  34. bikesgonewild Says:

    …all right…

    …cool judi gives us the lowdown…

  35. Larkin Says:

    Judi must be a mother

  36. judi Says:

    BGW – I was getting ready to see a Motorhead show in Cincinnati and we were hanging out in an alley behind the show drinking beer. He walked out in some very short cut off shorts and red white and blue striped tightie whities underneath that you could see thru the cut offs. He hung out with us and we talked about crystal meth and speedfreaks and such while drinking some imports. He was so cool. But so fucking ugly.

    Larkin – why do you say I must be a mother? I am 37. No kids for me.

  37. bikesgonewild Says:

    …hey…judi gets points & props for being willing to hang out on this decidedly ‘dude’ site & keeping her feminine cool…

  38. dad-e~O Says:

    BGW, ditto on Judi points

  39. cgb Says:

    We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.

  40. Market Forces 101 Says:

    http://lemmymovie.com/

  41. butthead Says:

    YOu know he paints the tree right?

    Not that it matters. Just a fact

  42. bikesgonewild Says:

    …49% motherfucker…
    …51% son of a bitch…

    …just the right mix…

    …great trailer, market forces…there is no denying it, lemmy is the real deal…

  43. big jonny Says:

    “paints the tree” What is that, black magic?

  44. butthead Says:

    There is only one way to paint the tree. Up and Down brush strokes work every time.

  45. Axl Says:

    Two thirds of all long-haired leather-daddys manifest behavioural change as a result of regular attendance in an anger management program.

  46. GhettoJuice Says:

    Next on Behind The Music, The Allman Brother’s tragic downward spiral.

  47. Seoul Brother Says:

    GhettoJuice, be more specific – are we talking about before or after Gregg had to squeegee Cher juice off his nuts?

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