How can you not have fun with shit like this happening? Who the fuck comes up with a Hebrew Hot Dog One Handed Hillclimb Time Trial?
This evening at 7:30 it is all going down. Cost of entry is fifty cents to cover your hot dog. Single rider time trial format, must hold hot dog on one hand for entire climb. You may switch hands but may not eat any portion of hot dog until crossing finish line. Time will be stopped when you have completed the hot dog. As with every race of truth, the fastest rider wins.
Keep your eyes on the Hebrew National Prize, Floyd. And you shall overcome.
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