Keepin’ it real

How can you not have fun with shit like this happening? Who the fuck comes up with a Hebrew Hot Dog One Handed Hillclimb Time Trial?

This evening at 7:30 it is all going down. Cost of entry is fifty cents to cover your hot dog. Single rider time trial format, must hold hot dog on one hand for entire climb. You may switch hands but may not eat any portion of hot dog until crossing finish line. Time will be stopped when you have completed the hot dog. As with every race of truth, the fastest rider wins.

Keep your eyes on the Hebrew National Prize, Floyd. And you shall overcome.

That and more brought to you by the good folks at FARCA.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

9 thoughts on “Keepin’ it real

  1. This needs to happen in Flag ASAP incorporating the dancin ketchup costume hot dog vendor dude on the corner of san fran and birch.

  2. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Nothing beats that cat. 100% crazytown. And it’s Friday, so you know he’s out there dancin’…

  3. …wow…sounds like someday there may be a job opportunity for me in flagstaff…

    …& hey, floyd looks very aerodognamic…

  4. …nice, humpty…somehow “hahaha” doesn’t really express the ‘live-action’ chuckle i got out of yer posts…

  5. The Prayin’ Mantis swarm’s in on some dogggssss!!!!! Pass the catsup!

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