Like Marlon Brando, but bigger.

last saturday at work i couldn’t get myself motivated to do anything productive. literally. i just couldn’t get my shit together enough to perform at Continue reading Like Marlon Brando, but bigger.
last saturday at work i couldn’t get myself motivated to do anything productive. literally. i just couldn’t get my shit together enough to perform at Continue reading Like Marlon Brando, but bigger.→
Yo. You have a secret power. Look around yourself when in a public setting. How many of those jokers got a secret power? Continue reading half soused nightclub rabble→
I wanted to get in a fight this morning. You ever get to meet me, I’m the least violent person on earth. Keep things level-headed, Continue reading Commuting among assholes is making me insane→
Out of all the pests in my area, and there are many, I most dislike ticks. Yes, sunny foggy centro-Northern California USA (on the Continue reading die gegen zecken→
Stunt Monday is a little thing we do here in Asheville to help ease the pain of Mondays. Continue reading Stunt Monday→
“Dirty, are you falling more than normal? Why the fuck is your bike wrapped in foam?” Funny story about that. Let me tell ya. Continue reading How to be a dumbass→
Full blown bike touring season out here, friends. Now. And it’s a lot of people who don’t know. They don’t even know they don’t know. Continue reading You ever get unsolicited advice? You ever witness someone blowing things out of proportion?→
A couple months ago I wrote about riding to work. After three years of complacency I finally ditched the excuses about a long, convoluted route to Continue reading #commutering→
It’s Tommeke’s last run at the Paris Roubaix as he goes for win #5 this Sunday. No small task in any sense, and our friends at Specialized Continue reading Even Winners Party→
Mike Hall died racing the Indian Pacific Wheel Race. From the reports it was early in the morning when he was struck by a car Continue reading Everybody Gets a Turn→
“Getting stomp’d” out on the trail can have a variety of different meanings, and I’m about to get into my personal account from this past Continue reading Tales from the Trail – Getting Stomp’d→
I’m in it for the long haul. How about you? On account of I got a short time to live and a long time to Continue reading Pass me by if you’re only passing thru→