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Old man, look at my bike, it’s a lot like yours was.

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Cupcake

An old man on a bicycle told me the hills would hurt, but going down would be delightful. He told me the rain would sting, Continue reading Old man, look at my bike, it’s a lot like yours was.→

Posted in Cycling

NOW OPEN: Epic Rides Grand Junction Off-Road

Posted on March 16, 2013 by Cupcake

Registration is now live and spots are going fast. If you don’t know much about Grand Junction, take a look at Tuesdays With Dirty from when Continue reading NOW OPEN: Epic Rides Grand Junction Off-Road→

Posted in Racing

Therapy (Revisited)

Posted on March 15, 2013 by 40 Hands

There’s no question about it, the post by Legs a couple weeks ago knocked it out of the park.  After reading the post, I had Continue reading Therapy (Revisited)→

Posted in Cycling

Tuesdays with Dirty: Borderland Education

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Dirty biker

It is no secret around here that I enjoy a little bike touring. Sometimes it is on the road but most of the time it’s Continue reading Tuesdays with Dirty: Borderland Education→

Posted in Cycling

Hey, don’t be a pussy.

Posted on March 12, 2013 by Cupcake

George will start us off once again… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSrzwB1DVFs[/youtube] (Transcript adjusted for relevance) Spring cycling used to mean something. It stood for biker attitude. Grimy faces and their torn Continue reading Hey, don’t be a pussy.→

Posted in Racing, Rants

February Made Me Bite the Pillow

Posted on March 11, 2013 by D2

Yo. Where the hell has D2 been? Sick as hell. Spent February in bed, and I’m not even exaggerating. The whole. Fucking. Month.  I’m better Continue reading February Made Me Bite the Pillow→

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Fellow tribal member down- help by purchasing coffee.

Posted on March 11, 2013 by caveman

My friends at Doma Coffee Roaster and Vertical Earth bike shop in CDA, Idaho have a mutual friend down and are asking for help. If Continue reading Fellow tribal member down- help by purchasing coffee.→

Posted in Cycling

Ready to ride. Broken. Ready to ride.

Posted on March 8, 2013 by caveman

January hit and I was ready to ride- borrowed peoples fatbikes for about 3 weeks, then tapped into my Trance 29er which in a three Continue reading Ready to ride. Broken. Ready to ride.→

Posted in Cycling

Sagan Balls Hard

Posted on March 8, 2013 by Cupcake

Today, he showed the big boys how to ride fast in the rain. On other days, he shows supermodels how to ball like him. [youtube]http://youtu.be/5wPuun7WHy4[/youtube] Sagan was Continue reading Sagan Balls Hard→

Posted in Cycling, Straight Baller

Everybody 1, 2, 3, “Fuck USAC!”

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Cupcake

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, USA Cycling is fucking bullshit and you don’t need them. Our friend Barry tells the same Continue reading Everybody 1, 2, 3, “Fuck USAC!”→

Posted in Rants

Epic Rides’ New Event – $20k Purse

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Cupcake

2013 Grand Junction Off-Road Presented by U.S. Bank EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! Who’s ready to let their junk fly in Grand Junction? Epic Continue reading Epic Rides’ New Event – $20k Purse→

Posted in Cycling, Racing

Therapy

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Legs

It takes a hundred miles of love to heal a mile of pain. – Ben Harper Like many of you, I self-medicate with the bicycle. Continue reading Therapy→

Posted in Cycling, Rants

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