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Rectum, damn near killed ’em.

Posted on September 18, 2016 by Cupcake

I was at the grocery store today because Sunday reasons and while standing in line to pay money for items I wanted to purchase, a sweet Continue reading Rectum, damn near killed ’em.→

Posted in Bad Ass Females

Tuesdays with Dirty: Outlive the Bastards

Posted on September 13, 2016 by Dirty biker

“One final paragraph of advice: do not burn yourselves out. Be as I am – a reluctant enthusiast…a part-time crusader, a half-hearted fanatic… Continue reading Tuesdays with Dirty: Outlive the Bastards→

Posted in Cycling

Left Hell for Coffee Filters

Posted on September 13, 2016 by Cupcake

…and it got me thinking. Shit happens. You’re living the dream, bombing a downhill in the big ring. Wind at your back with a setting sun, pure Continue reading Left Hell for Coffee Filters→

Posted in Cycling

Hair of the Trail Dog

Posted on September 3, 2016 by Dirty biker

Plans were made the night before, at the movies in the park. The movies weren’t very good but the sour beers were on special. I tried to drink the movies entertaining but it didn’t work. No big deal, the sour beers were on special. Continue reading Hair of the Trail Dog→

Posted in Cycling

Tuesdays with Dirty: Pokémon Hunting

Posted on August 16, 2016 by Dirty biker

I went for a ride and I found all these Pokémons: Continue reading Tuesdays with Dirty: Pokémon Hunting→

Posted in Cycling

24 Hours of Enchantment

Posted on August 15, 2016 by Scandinavian Jesus

The topic of racing can bring about a lot of varied opinions. Training, pacing, fuel, start waves, neutral aid stations, compassion socks, etc. Something about pinning Continue reading 24 Hours of Enchantment→

Posted in Cycling, Drinking, Non-USAC Event Schedule, Racing

How to build a kickass workbench

Posted on July 26, 2016 by Danimal

After finding myself with a barn to work in and needing a new work bench for said barn, with the fact I have built a Continue reading How to build a kickass workbench→

Posted in Bike Tech, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work

Tuesdays with Dirty: On Being a Cyclist

Posted on July 19, 2016 by Dirty biker

To me, it is a simple answer. A cyclist is a person who rides a bicycle. But somewhere along the way we have lost sight of this simplicity and started breaking into different tribes. Continue reading Tuesdays with Dirty: On Being a Cyclist→

Posted in Cycling, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work

Dr. Jimi does Cairns

Posted on July 17, 2016 by Dirty biker

I first met Dr Jimi while standing next to a barrel of sake at a singlespeed party in Japan. I knew instantly that he was one of Continue reading Dr. Jimi does Cairns→

Posted in Cycling

Snail Mail Bag

Posted on July 4, 2016 by Dirty biker

This week is kind of a big deal for me. For the first time in over a year, I have no plans. Zero. Not a Continue reading Snail Mail Bag→

Posted in Cycling

Hoffman 2016!

Posted on July 3, 2016 by Dirty biker

Mat Hoffman for president! Knee surgery while awake, smuggling ligaments into the country in bike boxes, 35 feet of air with no brakes…watch these videos Continue reading Hoffman 2016!→

Posted in Cycling

Happy Birthday America

Posted on July 1, 2016 by Cupcake

Here’s one from our hero Wheeler Walker Jr. to get ya holiday weekend started right. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7foqCcOsI54[/youtube]

Posted in Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work

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