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Tuesdays with Dirty: Walk It Out

Posted on April 21, 2020 by Dirty biker

I was thirty five miles into a sixty mile ride. The sun was setting at my back and my shadow was getting long like a fun house mirror. I was having a great day and feeling amazing. Continue reading Tuesdays with Dirty: Walk It Out→

Posted in Cycling | Tagged Mountain bike

B Double E Double R UN

Posted on April 9, 2020 by Dirty biker

In these unusual time, I did what I normally do when things get weird, I ran away to the desert to hide. I’m down here Continue reading B Double E Double R UN→

Posted in Cycling, Drinking | Tagged beer run, drunkcyclist

Step-by-step guide to not doing social media on your bike ride.

Posted on March 20, 2020 by Cupcake

Step 1: Dig your bike out from underneath all that shit in the corner.Step 2: Give everything a good look-over. You’ll definitely need to take Continue reading Step-by-step guide to not doing social media on your bike ride.→

Posted in Cycling

Gonz for President 2020

Posted on February 14, 2020 by Dirty biker

I like the direction mountain biking has been going the past couple of years. It’s like a little bit of those grimy streets are making their way onto the trails. Continue reading Gonz for President 2020→

Posted in Cycling | Tagged jibbing

Ride Out The Darkness

Posted on January 20, 2020 by Dirty biker

When I was first starting to make words here on this yellow page, I posted a small tribute to MLK. It was 10 years and Continue reading Ride Out The Darkness→

Posted in Cycling

Be More Pissed Off

Posted on December 12, 2019 by Dirty biker

The Ronald Reagan dark times gave birth to punk and hardcore. I don’t think you could have had one without the other because every hero need a villain. But in an era of complacency and the leftover dregs of disco, the kids rose up. Continue reading Be More Pissed Off→

Posted in Cycling

Tuesdays with Dirty: The Highest Mountain Biker in Colorado

Posted on November 26, 2019 by Dirty biker

Fall. According to my social media feed, is everyone’s favorite season. I’m not into it. It means the end of summer and now that I live in the mountains, means that all the trails will be covered in bullshit snow soon. Continue reading Tuesdays with Dirty: The Highest Mountain Biker in Colorado→

Posted in Cycling

Tuesdays with Dirty – Fall Off the Cliff

Posted on November 19, 2019 by Dirty biker

I use the term “falling off a cliff” to describe partying a lot. It’s that moment when things go from fun and games, to fucked up in a hurry. Like when you are drinking beer and decide to switch to whiskey or tequila and you just fall right off the cliff of drunk… Continue reading Tuesdays with Dirty – Fall Off the Cliff→

Posted in Biker Down, Cycling, Rants

any street wise sonofabitch knows.

Posted on February 24, 2019 by Danimal

There comes a time when one must make a choice, one that you can always change later… until changing means the path leads to not Continue reading any street wise sonofabitch knows.→

Posted in Cycling

Fatbike “worlds”

Posted on January 28, 2019 by Dirty biker

I’m now the world champion of squishy frozen water racing Continue reading Fatbike “worlds”→

Posted in Cycling

fine. suck it then.

Posted on January 18, 2019 by Reverend Dick

Wild cats, fool.

Posted in Cycling

keep keepin on

Posted on January 17, 2019 by Reverend Dick

No “stuff”. Don’t worry about your stuff or new stuff or cool stuff or anybody else’s stuff or that stuff you want, go drink some Continue reading keep keepin on→

Posted in Cycling

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