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So ready for whatever

Posted on June 10, 2016 by Reverend Dick

Oh give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. Don’t fence me in. Let me ride thru the wide open country that I Continue reading So ready for whatever→

Posted in Politics

Are you still able?

Posted on May 25, 2016 by Reverend Dick

Poof. Springtime here in North America, and that means it’s time to uncover, expose, dust off, buff out and get ready for bronzing. Soon enough Continue reading Are you still able?→

Posted in Cycling

the fusion of exultation and degradation sold as youth in tomorrow’s market today

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Reverend Dick

As I was living in America, on the very tip of the edge of cutting off a piece of the newest in new, I checked Continue reading the fusion of exultation and degradation sold as youth in tomorrow’s market today→

Posted in Art & Culture, Cycling, Drinking, Straight Baller | Tagged bikepacking, DIY, PROhobo

the less you see of me riding, the better

Posted on June 2, 2015 by Reverend Dick

Say, ho. Yeah you. Can I axe you a question? [youtube]https://youtu.be/yuMIl86kj4E[/youtube] You like to poach ? Oh, you don’t want me to talk to you like Continue reading the less you see of me riding, the better→

Posted in Cycling, Politics | Tagged don't fight the feeling, stay sucka free

I like the way you work it

Posted on April 14, 2015 by Reverend Dick

  [youtube]https://youtu.be/1ymZLKz7mac[/youtube]   No diggity. No doubt. Hey. Yo. Hey yo hey yo heyo. All of a sudden I look up and it’s Sea Otter Continue reading I like the way you work it→

Posted in Caption This, Racing | Tagged don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got 'til it's gone

And love is either in your heart

Posted on April 11, 2015 by Reverend Dick

[vimeo]https://vimeo.com/124731257[/vimeo] …or on it’s way. Don’t you know that it’s worth every treasure on Earth, if you’re young at heart?  

Posted in Cycling | Tagged fairy tales can come true, young at heart

I’m not a player, I just crush a lot

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Reverend Dick

  [youtube]https://youtu.be/OckSITiSaTg[/youtube]   Watch the peloton get wicked. When we ride it, you be like “don’t stop, get it get it.” Long time hashtagging: #SMAT Continue reading I’m not a player, I just crush a lot→

Posted in Cycling, Doping, Drinking, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Straight Baller | Tagged Baller, bikepacking

it’s not about the portrayal

Posted on March 18, 2015 by Reverend Dick

[youtube]https://youtu.be/MIl5RxhLZ5U[/youtube]   What am I on? I’m on my instagram, bustin’ my ass, 6 hours a day. What are YOU on? Oh, shit. I enjoy Continue reading it’s not about the portrayal→

Posted in Bicycle Advocacy, Cycling, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Non-USAC Event Schedule | Tagged bikepacking, Snakehawk's Daddy?, your mom

never have one bike ride at a time

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Reverend Dick

You can always have 6. 7, 8, or 9? Spring Classics might motivate you, or you might just like riding your bike. Whichever. Sometimes it’s Continue reading never have one bike ride at a time→

Posted in Cycling, Drinking | Tagged road rides, this is you, your mom

it’s not what you say

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Reverend Dick

Back on the scene with my pedal matchine, I&I a gwan fe camp an a wail on a de street all de way to de Continue reading it’s not what you say→

Posted in Art & Culture, Cycling, Drinking, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Product Reviews, Straight Baller | Tagged bikepacking, easter eggs, your mom

thoughts on #ssaz

Posted on February 14, 2015 by Reverend Dick

With all the options available to you in this modern era, why ever would you choose a singlespeed? [youtube]http://youtu.be/egq3rJjjJZM[/youtube] Pork Torta played the afterparty…and they Continue reading thoughts on #ssaz→

Posted in Art & Culture, Bad Ass Females, Bicycle Advocacy, Cycling, Doping, Drinking, Racing | Tagged #ssaz, party ride

it’s a living

Posted on January 18, 2015 by Reverend Dick

This is The Life? ___an and meself agree to meet for a bike ride. We both know the start time is what it is; meaning Continue reading it’s a living→

Posted in Doping, Drinking, Straight Baller | Tagged get on this game

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