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How to Bleed like a Maven

Posted on August 11, 2026 by Gnome

the quick and dirty: SRAM Maven Brakes are arguably the best design available for Big Mountain riding, or eBike riding. Sorry not sorry. However, bleeding Continue reading How to Bleed like a Maven→

Posted in Bike Tech, Gnome Wanders, Product Reviews

Daily Report, August 9, 2026

Posted on August 9, 2026 by Gnome

I have been thick into the dream and as about the daily I am living proof that you can make anything not suck, or suck, Continue reading Daily Report, August 9, 2026→

Posted in Bike Tech, Bikepacking, Cycling, Drinking, Gnome Wanders, Rides & Routes, Stuff Saturday

Ludo Has a Posse

Posted on July 31, 2026 by Gnome

Everbody forgets and you can always fuck Jans Kurt be he will never go away. I like to think Ludo was promise wrapped in a Continue reading Ludo Has a Posse→

Posted in Doping

The Huerfanós of Coconino

Posted on July 24, 2026 by Gnome

Ferrentino walked in yesterday. He held #30 in his hands. This has happened before. I am not able to understand but the frames/framesets, or bikes Continue reading The Huerfanós of Coconino→

Posted in Art & Culture, Cycling, Gnome in Salida, Story Time, Straight Baller

Spliffs with the Gnome

Posted on July 15, 2026 by Gnome

The bike will be the last thing. I have done nothing but endeavor for the past good many years and I have found love of Continue reading Spliffs with the Gnome→

Posted in Cycling, Gnome's Alaska Wrenching Tour

JHK’s National Collegiate Title Win of 1999 or maybe 1998

Posted on November 21, 2025 by Gnome

I had gone all in at that point when JHK toed the line 80 spots ahead of my lottery winning. By “all in,” I mean Continue reading JHK’s National Collegiate Title Win of 1999 or maybe 1998→

Posted in Cycling, Racing, Story Time, Straight Baller

Email to John Schilling regarding Camino del Diablo in 2018

Posted on January 16, 2025 by Gnome

Whole heartedly, it’s not what it once was. Even pre 9/11 it was tracked out by 4 wheelers yet it was still narrow and vulnerable Continue reading Email to John Schilling regarding Camino del Diablo in 2018→

Posted in Bikepacking, Cycling, Rides & Routes

What Happens After Bikes Is More Bike

Posted on January 13, 2025 by Gnome

There were a few flashes of consciousness throughout the episode. They lasted for days. It would build like a wave over weeks and then crest Continue reading What Happens After Bikes Is More Bike→

Posted in Drinking, Gnome's Alaska Wrenching Tour, Story Time

Reaching The Villages

Posted on November 5, 2024 by Gnome

Trash middens and catholic swagger, which will last forever more, the plastic or the guilt? Enough lifetimes will never wander this far to see this Continue reading Reaching The Villages→

Posted in Art & Culture, Gnome's Baja Ride

From Baja to Alaska Required a Stop in Sedona

Posted on October 21, 2024 by Gnome

It’s as if at a youthful and vulnerable age one will latch onto the meaning of something, and become it. Perhaps this is how we Continue reading From Baja to Alaska Required a Stop in Sedona→

Posted in Cycling, Story Time

Baja The End (But Not Really)

Posted on October 11, 2024 by Gnome

So that was it, in an excerpted form. After 20 blog posts I have pretty much summed up my Baja tour in an easy’ish to Continue reading Baja The End (But Not Really)→

Posted in Cycling, Gnome's Baja Ride

La Purisma, San Javier, San Isidro, the Comundu Municipality…

Posted on October 4, 2024 by Gnome

The grind continued. I feel like I slowed down. At least in the mornings rolling out of my bag. I again packed up, this time Continue reading La Purisma, San Javier, San Isidro, the Comundu Municipality…→

Posted in Cycling, Gnome's Baja Ride

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