Without Women and Bikes, Life Would be Miserable (NSFW)

10 Replies to “Without Women and Bikes, Life Would be Miserable (NSFW)”

1. And this one ain’t ‘shopped.

2. She is out of this world! Beautiful.

3. Who the hell is this Kardashian person, and why would I give a fuck?

   Those yogo gals are adorable, etc. however, and a genuine asset to all mankind.

4. Gosh,

   A trendy Hipster single speed on DrunkCyclist!

   I never thought that I’d see the day & that young lady is going to catch a cold if she doesn’t cover up.

5. @Francis-Wait, what? “Hipster single speed”? There was a BIKE in the picture?

6. ERRATA: I meant to use the term, “all personkind.” I regret the error.

   Rubber side down, brothers and sisters. See you out there.

7. Well done Mikey!

   After all, we’re all just carbon based life forms even under the Lycra

8. You know how I know I’m gay ???

   I noticed the fagitty yellow wheels before I notice the girl.

   I need help.

9. @mikey

   Personhood ??

   Know I know you’re gay.

10. I left a “how” out of that last sentence. Buts it’s all good cause I’m really drunk and it’s a fucking miracle I can even type/