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Podiphilia is a paraphilia involving sexual activity between human and bicycle (parts) or a fixation on such practice. The term podiphilia derives from the combination of two nouns in Greek: podílato, meaning “bicycle” and philia, meaning “(fraternal) love”. As a suffix, -philia indicates an abnormal liking for or tendency towards a given thing. Thus, the term denotes an abnormal human sexual attraction to bicycles.
Although sex with bicycles is not outlawed in some countries, in most countries, biciality is illegal under bicycle abuse laws or laws dealing with crimes against bikes.
…and now ya know.
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I dunno, did the Greeks really have a word for a mode of transportation they didn’t have? And I can’t figure out how that bike is being abused – seems like it’s way happier than all those bikes that get ignored in suburban garages.
D2 – if you need a light held next time – holla at cha boy!
Hey, Mohawk Matt…Goatee George here, just wanted to let you know that the Greeks still exist, and bicycles also exist, in Greece…and the Greeks have a word in their language for bicycles………………..crazy right?! Kind of like how America has an English word known as “car”, which is the word for a mode of transportation Americans once did not have. Anyway, she can abuse my bike all she wants.
Wonder where that Duck Dynasty* goofball stands on the practice.
*Not to be confused with Duck Dallas.**
**Or Duck Falcon Crest.
Wow, I feel like an idiot.
I thought that podiphilia was when a girl was sexually attracted to an iPod.
Which would also make for some great photos.
best cover picture ive ever seen WAMO
with a cover picture like that i would read the article every time WAMO