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Look Ma. No hands !!!
And then the ass hole knocked my last beer out of my hand….idiot!
I’m sure to be safe hiding behind this tree!
No footer, to
Jesus Tree Plant, to
round house kick to your face, to
Crotch Stank Face Blast.
Always keep the sport innovating
My. Suspension. Is. Dialed.
See, I really didn’t need all these pads or suspension, next time I’m riding my Single Speed….
I wonder if my disability policy will cover this?
cased it, ahh hell…
spinning double roundhouse to the asian dude!
fatality to the FACE!!!
Spies have confirmed that mountain bikers are being recruited, and trained, to combat trail sabotaging ninjas.
I know a really good chiropractor. Just sayin’.
Fuck, ouch, shit, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
1. Fuck yeah!
2. Can someone get me out of this velcro tree!
3. Ahhh, shit man u kick me in face! (in your best asian voice)
1. Oh Shit!
2. Judges Score: 8 or That’s gonna leave a mark.
3. Dude, your feet stink.
4. For Christ sake, are you done yet?
Can you help me crack my back?
My shinguards didn’t do shit.
ahhh so, I was doing as mericans doo and ahh crazy white man come flying at me and kiccck razor from hand. Oragoto it hhhurrt.
Rider: Awwww yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh boyeeeeeeee!
Rider: Oh yeah, how’s about a foot to the head?!
Both: that did not work well at all…
“No more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food.”
1. Approach tree that my buddy wrapped in velcro earlier that day and grab front brake as hard as I possibly can. check
2. Rotate in midflight so that velcro jersey begins to adhere to velcro wrapped tree. check.
3. Grind back violently into velcro wrapped tree for perfect adhesion. check.
4. Kick buddy’s ass for forgetting to wrap tree with velcro while simultaneously shitting myself. check.
1. I got it
2. I got it
3. I got it
4. (muffled) I’ll get it
Crucifixion is still popular, who would have known… pic 2. – Tom
Bro, you are doing the Christ Air wrong – Christian Hosoi pic 2
I told you I didn’t need a chiropractor.
This velcro shit is pretty awesome …
In light of tough economic times, Yeti and Samsung are sharing space for their products’ ballistics tests.
“Hey, they make wheelchairs with suspension and disc brakes now, so, this ain’t no big deal.”
get away you fukn cannibals
3. Heads up homie.
4. Sorry about your beer.