DC Bar Crawl. That Shit Happened.

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Come on and ride along with Uncle D2.

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This went off in April here in Denver. We plan on doing it again.

Sometime late into the night at the strip club, Patrick said to the stripper, “You’re so hot I’d date you even though you’re a stripper.” Or something like that. We were fucking classy all the way.

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About D2

I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA

14 Replies to “DC Bar Crawl. That Shit Happened.”

  1. Please make it August. Then I can justify a road trip from FL to CO as a “birthday present”

  2. You mean, “that shit happened” once, or like, once so far this week? I’d hate to think you guys were slacking. NTTAWWT.

  3. “You’re so hot I’d date you even though you’re a stripper.”

    Epic. Just plain fucking epic !!!!

  4. You rode bicycles from one bar to another? Really? What an accomplishment! I am sure you will be remembered on Memorial Fucking Day. Faggot ass pussy fucks. Come to Boise and I’ll show you how MEN party – and it isn’t by insulting strippers. We like to take ’em home at closing time. That’s when the party starts, boys…

  5. @Dave— you perch that stripper on your handlebars for the ride home, is that it? Or maybe you have a tandem? You romantic son of a bitch.

  6. PS— I once dated a girl who became a stripper after we broke up. She had awesome boobs, I’ll say that for her. Does that count?

  7. I hooked up with a girl on New Year’s Eve many years ago and found out the next day she was a former stripper. Explained a lot of things…

  8. I had a fling with a girl who became a stripper soon afterwards… also an insomniac and a speed-freak. They might be related. She did not have big boobs. She did have a meticulously groomed pussy…

  9. Dave’s just mad because is girlfriend is a stripper.

    And she fucks other guys.

    And he never learned to ride a bike.

    He drives one of those “little dick” trucks, too.

  10. @Goober— we call them “dimple bits,” the acronym is DMPLBITT, which stands for, “does my penis look bigger in this truck?”