2013 Denver BikeCrawl

Posted on April 2, 2013 by 40 Hands

Here we go boys and girls, D2 and self have spent several minutes brainstorming and planning the first www.drunkcyclist.com Denver BikeCrawl. The date is Saturday April 6, 2013, with everything kicking off around 5 pm at the Denver Bicycle Cafe. A list of breweries and bars to visit will exist, but will only serve as a “potential road map to adventure.” The rules are simple, please don’t show up if you plan to be a drunken dick. Bring a lock, some lights, and a helmet is encouraged. See you Saturday.

The Drunken Dick - you don't want to be this guy — The Drunken Dick – you don’t want to be this guy

About 40 Hands

A fan of riding bikes with one gear, malt liquor, riding without knowing how many miles I’ve covered, and strip clubs that let you bring your own keg. I typically have a stupid grin on my face, it is because deep down I know that no matter what, my mom thinks I’m cool. Denver, Colorado, USA

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13 Replies to “2013 Denver BikeCrawl”

Latin on April 2, 2013 at 8:53 pm said:

Dude, I’ve been suggesting this one for a while…s’about time y’all – I’m preparing my liver as we speak….let me know about itinerary as there are many options & I’ve given this very subject much thought…albeit drunken thought. I’d try to coerce Dirty into attendence though I don’t beleive he can legally enter (I said “enter”) Colorado…anyway, as always I ready myself for the DC cause, let me know what can do…I’ll host beers on Tennyson & rope in our neighborhood retailers….
dirty biker on April 3, 2013 at 12:33 am said:

I would have shown up if i knew about it…
buck on April 3, 2013 at 7:29 am said:

Rub the whiskey out of your eyes and get there Dirty. Today is the third Saturday is the Crawl.
angry buddhist on April 3, 2013 at 7:32 pm said:

Some people forget Dirty actually WORKS for the man. A very big man, entrenched in corporate muck. As a friend of his in the Denver, I will grant him one pass for short notice. But I am also sure 40 and D2 won’t allow this to be the only crawl….after one pass he buys.
D2 on April 3, 2013 at 7:41 pm said:

This will be the first of many, I can assure you of that. Saddle up, kiddies. It’s gonna be a fun summer here in Denver.
Cookie Monster on April 4, 2013 at 12:28 am said:

Hell yea! Good call…
Christ on a Bike on April 4, 2013 at 1:42 am said:

but I love it when my Dick gets Drunk…
DangerDangerDanger on April 5, 2013 at 8:24 am said:

Damnation, boys, I just found this and I am out of town this weekend.
Mikey on April 5, 2013 at 10:22 am said:

You want ‘Western as Fuck?’ This, now THIS, is Western as Fuck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=v5Lmkm5EF5E
dirty biker on April 5, 2013 at 12:09 pm said:

here is the facebook event for those who are into that kind of thing
https://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/events/314877718637974/

spread it around like an STD
Gambrinus on April 7, 2013 at 7:28 am said:

Good Times….. waiting for some pictures to surface..;)
mike on April 8, 2013 at 5:28 am said:

“buffalo doesn’t care..he’s got his own problems”….fucking hilarious.
Cookie Monster on May 13, 2013 at 7:10 pm said:

Hey 40 – good meeting you on the creek trail today! Lets get one of these bad boys planned again soon so I can make it this time. Double the strip clubs?