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Remember this? Utter and complete domination. Miracle Boy, the Godhead himself, Cancer Jesus destroyed the field.
Video of the moment the elastic snapped below.
This Press Release went out yesterday. Predictably, twitter fucking exploded. (See #doprah.)
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 8, 2013OPRAH WINFREY WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE WITH LANCE ARMSTRONG
AIRS THURSDAY, JANUARY 17 ON OWN: OPRAH WINFREY NETWORKLos Angeles – Oprah Winfrey will speak exclusively with Lance Armstrong in his first no-holds-barred interview. Armstrong will address the alleged doping scandal, years of accusations of cheating, and charges of lying about the use of performance-enhancing drugs throughout his storied cycling career.
The special 90-minute Thursday night episode of “Oprah’s Next Chapter” will air Thursday, January 17 (9:00 – 10:30 p.m. ET/PT) on OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network. In addition-the interview will be simultaneously streamed LIVE worldwide on Oprah.com.
In the interview, Winfrey speaks with Armstrong at his home in Austin, Texas in the only interview since the seven-time Tour de France winner was stripped of his titles and dropped from millions of dollars in endorsement deals after the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency released an extensive report accusing the renown cyclist of doping throughout his career. Armstrong was given a lifetime ban on competing professionally. Late last year, Armstrong resigned as chairman of the foundation he created, Livestrong, which has raised hundreds of millions of dollars in the fight against cancer.
For more information:
http://www.oprah.com/pressroom/Lance-Armstrong-on-Oprahs-Next-ChapterAbout “Oprah’s Next Chapter”
“Oprah’s Next Chapter” is the primetime series featuring Oprah Winfrey as she steps outside of the studio for riveting, enlightening and in-depth conversations with newsmakers, celebrities, thought leaders and real-life families. “Oprah’s Next Chapter” is produced by Harpo Studios. Join the conversation on Twitter using #NextChapter.About OWN: OPRAH WINFREY NETWORK
A joint venture between Harpo, Inc. and Discovery Communications, OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network is a multi-platform media company designed to entertain, inform and inspire people to live their best lives. OWN debuted on January 1, 2011, in approximately 80 million homes on what was the Discovery Health Channel. The venture also includes the award-winning digital platform, Oprah.com. For more information, please visit www.oprah.com/own and www.press.discovery.com/us/own.
Cancer Jesus just jumped the shark.
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hoping Orpah, the killer whale, can squeeze some tears out of him to dial-it-up-a-notch
What are the odds on tears from Juan Pelota…somebody call Vegas…
Doprah and the Doper, two has-beens. Cancer Jesus jumped the shark a long time ago. Just what will it take to make this POS go away?
Here you go….
http://www.theonion.com/articles/oprah-viewers-patiently-awaiting-instructions,511/
oh and…
http://www.theonion.com/video/oprah-invites-hundreds-of-lucky-fans-to-be-buried,18443/
and just to satisfy the hater in me, i give you:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/oprah-celebrates-20000th-pound-lost,1249/
he should wear a helmet
Love the porn music background in the video…
…obviously only lance knows what’s coming but the term “…confession…”, if indeed he’s going to confess, means little in & of itself…
…the guy has been playing public relations games for so long i wonder if he’s capable of meaningful contrition or if this about to be just another twisted form of self aggrandization…
…stay tuned…
http://www.theonion.com/articles/lance-armstrong-wants-to-tell-nation-something-but,17973/
Have you ever had a girlfriend that insists you cheated on her when the truth is you never did but you finally admit to it just so she’d shut her fucking mouth?…..
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Still you gotta admit, watching guys accelerate like that UPHILL while full of junk was f’n awesome. Its like the local ricer Honda Civic with a big turbo and bottle of NO2. You know its phony as hell but love tearing up the pavement.