The Lance Armstrong Playmobil Set

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It’s Christmas, the time of year when everyone is shopping. I got this email the other day:

We were doing some xmas shopping today and stumbled upon this. I made a joke about the IV could be used in the Lance Playmobil set. Then I noticed the yellow bike and it was even funnier. The best part is what is written on the side of the vehicle.

I can’t make this stuff up.

Just what every kids wants for Christmas: A chance to win the Tour de France seven times and gain the undying devotion of likes of Sally Jenkins (she wrote, “for the life of me, I can’t find the competitive injustice in his seven Tour de France victories”).

I’m not sure if the choking hazard is the toy or reading Ms. Jenkin’s fanboy prose.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

4 Replies to “The Lance Armstrong Playmobil Set”

  2. Look! He’s smiling. Must be great to get run over. Does it come with a cop to issue him a ticket? Did the car driver already leave the scene? It’s so realistic!

  3. Is that Nurse Sally (Jenkins) in the bottom left corner of the picture? I can just imagine her saying to the Uniballer, “Did the bad Travis Tygart hurt my wittle Lance? Nurse Sally will make it better.” Slurp Slurp Gag Spew

    Lance-“Ahhhh Sally, I always knew you were a swallower!”