Hi guys, it’s Caveman.

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Well shit, seems like it has been a long time since I put down some Cavelogic so this is what I did today on this fine freaked out Saturday- product hating was something that was on my mind…

Foot trails signs aren’t what I like
It only took a few shells to turn the sign into a shelf.
Hi HEED
Bye HEED and thank god.
energy that doesn’t give you energy
Energy well spent

My cell phone just happen to capture some of the hammer product getting blasted in video form, not that bad of quality considering its a cell phone.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKTld-KXFs[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH-rniJqIoc[/youtube]

Have a great weekend fuckers, I am.

About caveman

I am... Caveman. Spokane, Washington, USA

100 Replies to “Hi guys, it’s Caveman.”

  3. And the fucking point of all this is ?

    Besides showing that you have a shotgun & will happily irresponsibly use it.

  7. I’m on this side of the pond and I’m with Hurben.

    I can see skeet shooting or rustling out birds to try and hit but blasting away at a poor tree ?? Amateur.

    Funny thing about that is….I was a pro at skeet. Could hit every clay launched. But I couldn’t hit a bird if my life depended on it. My bro was the exact opposite. It was weird. We’d both walk away shaking our heads.

  8. …i’m with hurben on this 100%…

    …truth be told, cave, i’m usually a fan of stuff you post but i’m wondering what your fucking point is in senselessly blasting shotgun rounds into a live pine tree…

    …steal the goddamn sign if it’s that big of a ‘need’ for you, nail it to a piece of used board somewhere in a safe location & have at it…it’s your call if you wanna shoot the fuck out of your own belongings but this, this whole scene is fucking stupid…

    …i used to do some .357 pistol shooting at targets in a controlled outside environment so i guess i can understand the appeal firearms have for you but i look at those two vids & i’m thinking, son, on this saturday, you’ve got your head firmly planted up your ass…

  9. Dood,
    What were you thinking? Why is this on Drunk Cyclist?
    From what I can tell by the story and the pictures the following happened:
    Some dude took a gun out into an area where hikers are aloud to hike and was irrationally angry that in this particular area he is not allowed to ride his bike. He then pulled out the shotgun and used it to destroy a sign and some sports nutrition supplements and in the meantime violated several ordinances related to gun usage/public safety and the destruction of public property. In the midst of doing this he also needlessly damaged a living pine tree, also a public (and environmental) resource. He also apparently wasted food for absolutely no reason. Without any regard for the implications of what he had done, including the possible impact on trail usage by certain groups, he posted all of this on the internet and bragged about it.

    Am I missing something?
    Because if not, this should be taken down right away because it could have a damaging affect on both the reputation of this site and mountain bikers, as it could be used as evidence that they are either irresponsible, undeserving of consideration in trail use discussions, or frankly dangerous and irrational and clearly armed with shotguns.

    WTF.

  10. People who have/love/shoot/defend-the-right-to-own guns, and those who simply don’t “get” guns, are very, very different people at some fundamental level. Me? I don’t see the any point whatsoever in the post. None. So I am in the second category.

  12. its my tree on my land- If it dies from shooting a shotgun at it, then that tree is a weak piece of shit.

  14. Damn sons, he’s just a caveman, he stole the sign, used pissant bird shot and just likes blowin’ things up. He’s usually drunk and finishing a ride when he has an inspiration to which he can’t say no.

  15. After going to DC for years, and seeing as well as reading some motivating stories, photos, and videos, as well as some of the most tasteless humor and juvenile behaviour, I can say for the first time EVER I am left feeling disgusted and embarrassed for a DC writer. Foolish, just foolish.

  16. Cavey, it’s obvious from your statement that you have no conception of the power of that tree you carelessly pumped shot into. From its size that tree has stood for decades; withstanding the inconceivable forces of nature. Not to mention the ability of that tree to draw ground water from tens of meters deep. Your toy gun may make you feel powerful, but it pails in comparison to the strength of that tree. Those videos make you look like another ignorant american. For your neighbors sake, I hope you picked up all the litter.

  17. I really didn’t think there were as many limp-wristed people over here as the general population has devolved to; I guessed wrong.

    Guns are America. Perhaps a day will come where you will thank one of us that loves them! And in the meantime, mind your own business and be as perverted as you’d like to be in your own bedroom. And we’ll shoot trees we own in private as often as we’d like. It’s the exact same thing your double standard morons.

  18. D. – As a retired Marine, and owner of 26 firearms ranging from flintlock to semiauto, I find your attitude childishly defensive. Tell you what, next time I am attacked by a tree, I’ll call you. Sinclair Lewis said it best “When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a bible”. I have no double standard. I use firearms for competition target, hunting, and defense. They are no more or less than a tool. There is an inherent responsibility to use tools correctly and responsibly. Caveman’s actions were neither.
    As to “ownership”, he sure as shit did not print that sign he destroyed.

  19. Why don’t you like “Foot Trail” signs? It makes sense that some trails should have limits to their use.

  20. Crank- So your retired as a trained killer of human life and you are giving me shit for shooting at a tree and a sign?

  21. Idea: Borrow sign. Take to shooting range across from Riverside State Park. Blast away. Replace said sign. Don’t tell anyone. Cheers

  23. if it makes you boys feel better I can assure you I didn’t go steal this sign out of a park- thats not my style. It’s been in a box for over a decade and one of my friends gave it to me before I even lived in Spokane.

  24. Face it Lance. It was a douche move. Just admit it and we can all move cycling into a new and better future.

  25. …nothing but weak sauce, son…

    …defend, justify, all you want but it’ll never amount to anything but weak fucking sauce…

    …& you cooked it up…

  26. This is just country rowdy. They will make more trees and it was on private land. Deal with it pussies.

  27. I have howled with laughter at the irreverance, b-slap retorts from jersey models and dreamt longingly of south-of-the-border fatbike adventures, etc. since discovering this site in the past few weeks. I have not felt compelled to post or comment until now. While I, too, am in favor of unfettered gun ownership & responsible gunplay, this particular sequence has been instructive, destructive & counterproductive at the same time. This post was in stark contrast to last night’s DC.com/facebook posts imploring us to write in support of opening CDT reroute miles to bicycles, providing more fodder for the antis. Discretion is something that should be exercised during these times of access restriction. We, as a group, are better than this. You, caveman, as an individual, are, too – at least based on your posts and comments to date.

  31. This is drunk cyclist not Martha Stewart cycling. It’s funny to see such strong opinions from spandex wearing Sally’s.

  34. hack, 2:22 is the rad part of that interview. Senna is one of my favorite f-1 racers of all times- fucking baller.

  35. …‘ted nougat’ ???…what the fuck kinda name is ‘ted nougat’ ???…

    …fruity, nutty, sticky sweet & calling other people “…sallys…” ???…

    …damn…

  37. “Limp wristed”??? I *just used* this phrase with some friends of mine, as a joke. Everyone laughed. What kind of an Archie-Bunker throwback, we wondered, would use that old epithet? (The joke involved pretending to yell at a cyclist and tell him to go back to California).

    Now we know. Way to represent our sport/way of life, jackass.

  38. I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING LORAX AND I SPEAK FOR THE TREES… this post represents an all time low for DC. totally immature and senseless. really. even if this is your land cavetard, you should give Nature at bit more respect (or at least thought). go back to PHX and stop spoiling the highland, you fucking worthless spore! piss off.

  39. @20

    On Armistice Day, Remembrance Day and Veterans Day around the world, you’re having a go at Crank?

    It’s because of people like him that you get to be ‘manly’ & shoot your mouth & shotgun off.

    From one vet to another Crank, Good on you mate!
    (South African Bush war, 4 tours)

  40. @38

    Okay, things have definitely gone a bit weird.

    If I read that correctly, DC’s resident Troll under the bridge aka Rabid Locals Rule Flagstaffian has just posted something that I agree with in parts, (the respect Nature bit)

  41. Whoa,I hafta side with ol’ Ted…Buncha whinin’ Sallys.Why doncha git in yer cars an’ drive to the gunshop and git yer whine on? Oh,yeah,that’d involve talking to males that produce testosterone.An’ responsible gun ownership? This is DRUNK Cyclist.Drinkin’ an’ shootin’ have a long an’ tragic history in our country.We like it like that.After all,we’re from Arizona,where sure as shit there’s someone who has it in for ya…Aw fuck,I hate nice people…

  42. Lol’ing at the tree and DC content police on the site. Spokie trees are tough, it’ll be fine, and even if it isn’t, it’s his damn tree. Y’all are responsible for plenty of trees dying on this planet even if you didn’t use a shotgun. And I’d wager that Caveman has a smaller carbon footprint than most of you.

  44. @43

    No Cocksucker, I guarantee you, Crank, Myself & all the other veterans on this site are not “Pussies”!

    We’ve seen more shit than you can imagine.

    Maybe you want to grow a pair, man up & admit that you fucked up!

    Sorry, what am I saying? that presupposes some level of intelligence.

  45. Hurben, yep pussies. not to all the vets but you and the rest on this yellow page, yes pussies. Dont be a pussy Hurben, your better then that.

  49. my only problem with this is the poor tree was unwittingly subjected to Heed. Like seriously man WTF did that tree ever fucking do to deserve Heed? Them fucking pellets probably did less damage than the fucking Hammer shit the tree shotgunned….

    Lighten up Francis, it’s still the fucking internet. My mind marvels at the fact you want DC to be PC or hold DC to be a poster site for responsibility, what part of Drunk did you fail to understand?

    http://youtu.be/B65mtE2TN1w

  50. Sorry Mate,

    Until I see you man up, apologize to Crank & thank him for his sacrifice, you’re just a worthless piece of shit in my book.