The Sunday Spore with D2: Stand Up and Be Counted!

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Hi Drunkcyclists. I think it might be Sunday…somewhere. Otherwise, I’m early to the party.

This week, I’ve got a special opportunity for you to play along at home. Here at DC, there’s been talk of making an official DC poster for your garage/workshop/cycling porn dungeon. Problem is, we’ve got so many great images, we just don’t know which one(s) to choose.

So, I thought I’d bring it to you to vote.

Below are a few images that I have unofficially chosen as the top few choices for the DC poster. They are conveniently numbered. If you’d be so kind, pick your top 2 favorites and post the numbers in the comments section. The photos with the most votes will be the new DC posters for your porn dungeon, on sale soon. If you don’t like any of the ones I chose, you can check out the REST OF THE GALLERY and pick your favorite from there.

(IMPORTANT: Can’t wait for the hard copy poster? Wife won’t let you hang a poster of a hot chick with bike parts in your garage? No problem. You can download the wallpaper for your computer desktop. Just click on the link beneath the photo and you’ll be taken to the ordering page.)

If you don’t like any of them, I’m sure you can bitch about it in the comments section. Or something.

Here we go:

Drunkcyclist.com
NUMBER 1

Direct link to this photo HERE.

 

drunkcyclist.com
Number 2

Direct link to this photo HERE.

 

drunkcyclist.com
Number 3

Direct link to this photo HERE.

 

drunkcyclist.com
Number 4

Direct link to this photo HERE.

drunkcyclist
Number 5

Direct link to this photo HERE.

 

Western As Fuck
Number 6

Direct link to this photo HERE.

 

Number 7
Number 7

Direct link to this photo HERE.

Number 8
Number 8

Direct link to this photo HERE.

 

Number 9
Number 9

Direct link to this photo HERE.

Number 10
Number 10

Direct link to this photo HERE.

 

Number 11
Number 11

Direct link to this photo HERE.

 

NUMBER 12
Number 12

 

Direct link to this photo HERE.

 

Number 13
Number 13

 

Direct link to this photo HERE.

 

Number 14
Number 14

 

Direct link to this photo HERE.

If you’ve made it this far, let me say one last thing: spare me the “THESE CHICKS HAVE NEVER PUSHED A PEDAL IN THEIR LIVES” diatribe. It’s boring and it makes you sound lame. These are beautiful women who were kind enough to model DC wares. If you don’t like them, that’s cool. You don’t have to. But please, be more creative than that. Fuckin A.

About D2

I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA

77 Replies to “The Sunday Spore with D2: Stand Up and Be Counted!”

  6. Picture # 3. Bought my wife (who hates cycling, thinks my bikes are toys and only humors me at best for my life long cycling passion) women specific bibs in hope she might ride more. I’ve bought her a bike, custom Sidi women specific shoes, and several very expensive after ride (5 to 10 miles flat and slow rides mind you) meals. Anyway, she put the bibs on, looked at me, and said, and I qoute . . “You only bought these to f(## me.” I being the consumate gentleman and cyclist obliged immediately less she think I was some uncaring typcial scumbag husband.

    # 10 is ok. Torque is very important in working with carbon.

    My humble opinions as I sit sipping a Negroni and contemplating tomorrows riding sufferfest.

  9. Can I still vote if I have a vagina? Because I could stare at numbers 5 and 8 all day.

    Side note: where can this woman get some DC panties??

  13. My picks are #s 3, 5, 12.

    Will the profits go to the purchase of a rack for the blonde for next year’s poster?

  19. A calendar is in the works. I am in need of models, though, so if you or anyone you know is a lady (sexy girls who actually ride bikes are definitely preferred), please get them in contact with me.

  22. sarah, if you’re serious, contact me directly. You can use the contact form at d2photos.net to get a hold of me…let’s talk!

  25. wow d2, you have a way with the camera! bless you! my vote:3, 5. but truly they all are worthy of me, i mean my wall

  37. No, people, No!

    This gratuitous exploitation of women is wrong!

    Wrong, I tell you, wrong!

    How can you look your mother, wife or sisters in the eye after salivating like wild animals? I swear that I had to use a sponge to get all the drool off my monitor.

    Shame, people, shame!

    This disrespectful attitude to women like they were cattle at an auction is unacceptable.

    D2, you BASTARD!! How do you sleep at night?
    (Well with these babes you wouldn’t be doing much sleeping, BUT THAT’S BESIDE THE POINT, stop distracting me).

  43. Those chicks have never pushed down a pedal in their life. Sorry D2, that is all you get because that is all the matters. Pretty girls, true. Cyclist? Never. Thought this was the oldest cycling blog in the industry. Seems like y’all should keep to the roots. Just saying.

    On a positive note; great images! Styling, lighting and posing is great! Go find yourself some athletes! YOU LIVE IN CO SPRINGS!!!

  44. And by the way… I don’t give a fuck if I sound lame. This is a cycling blog, not Victory Secrets. If you need help finding real athletes that also make great models let me know. They are EVERYWHERE.

  45. Dmoney: you help me find them, I will gladly shoot them! You know how to get a hold of me. Let’s make it happen…

  46. Well it looks like #8 is in the lead. I’ll give it another day or two of voting, then go with it!

  48. @DMoney, “seems like ya’all should keep to the roots”. Um, if you were checking this site out several years ago, then its safe to say this is keeping to DC’s roots.