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Hilarity is pouring in over at the DC Facebook. Here are some winners: “No blondie, this foot belongs on the other pedal.” – A. Ex
“Nice pair of tits.” – R. Waite
“Could you pick my jaw up please… it’s just there.” – V. Keepers
“Want me to put it up for you?” – T. Smith
“Does the carpet match the drapes like your top matches those shoes??” – J. Hall
“Now if we get this up and you throw your leg over, then I’ll explain what happens next…” – G. Rees
“ANTS!!!” – M. Sommer
“Can I touch that nipple?” – T. Gough
“Bike’s fucked, ride me?????” – C. Lucas
“And that right there,is the very spot where I kicked Chuck Norris’ ass.” – D. Marin
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even the damn saddle looks excited
You overinflated your tires, too.
I got nothing to add to the excellent comments selection…but those tits are PRO.
…comment #4 (j.hall) – “…does the carpet match the drapes…???”…
…amigo, nobody knows ‘cuz there hasn’t been a carpet there in years…that’s as smooth & as slick as a freshly waxed hardwood floor…
Damned shame. I’d a give it the Stanley Steamer treatment, bad as I need the money.
*Meant to say, “…give it the Stanley Steamer treatment for free, bad as I need the money.” But I bet y’all got my drift.
What? A beret? No….umm…holy shit what’s that?!
“there’s dogshit on your shoe!”
Whoa! Looks like some class rings and a watch just fell out.
Look down here so I can shamelessly gaze at those sweater puppets!
“Schrader.”
I have a kickstand too.
Ummm…i’m prettysure your left leg is supposed to go on this side.
Eventually my finger will get lucky. Sniff.