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The alarm went off at 5 am Saturday morning. A short 3 hour nap after a wild night on the town in Prescott found us in the supermarket looking for the bacon and cupcake isles. We had work to do. I made this little snippet. There will be more to come in the next few days…
It is now 3am on Sunday. I’m going to bed
We are all on the drunkcyclist team, and our team rules.
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that bacon was a good idea….no?
proud of you guys!!!
I am one of you in spirit; wish I was for real!
respect the gorilla
I didn’t get to say thanks to the guy in the cape that handed me a beer on that turn. I was able to motor on up that road without ever walking. Much appreciated.
Mitt Romney said, while golfing at an exclusive resort, that “Everyone should live like this”. He ‘earns’ $50,000 per week, approximately.
So, inspired by his incredible wealth, I decided that in order to live like him I need to start charging $1850 per hour instead of $20 per hour. Anyone that is not willing to pay me this much for cutting up trees and chopping wood is UN-AMERICAN.
I heard Barry Hussein ain’t hurtin’ either, and he takes WAY more vacations. Not that I begrudge him; far from it. Come November, he’ll be out of a job, just like one in six of the rest of us.
Joe, you sound more and more like a racist fucking moron every day. I’m not saying you ARE one, I’m just saying you sound like one. For what it’s worth, I don’t give a rat’s ass about anyone’s political leanings on this site, and you can be whoever you want to be, but you sound like a fucking ignorant moron the way you talk…I can’t imagine you actually are an ignorant moron, so why would you want to sound like one?
@07— Lighten up, Francis. This is easy.
…joe, you can’t help yourself, can you ???…it’s fucking pavlovian !!!…mention politics & you’ll pull your head out of your ass just far enough to firmly place your foot in your mouth…
…you certainly have the right to say what you want but from my p.o.v. you never accept responsibility or offer proof to back up the horseshit comments you repeatedly make so don’t expect to be treated seriously…
…you might get drunk & forget what you say but i, for one, don’t…
@BGW,
A bit more respect for our national dessert, Mate!
Proudly Kiwi made & stolen by the Aussies, (again).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova_%28food%29
Oops, THAT Pavlovian, well dog me.
(good band they were).
…thanks for tryin’, hurben…that’s as far as i’m going right now…
Fuck you, bgw. You should be baggin’ on the guy who commented previous to me for casting aspersions on our next Commander in Chief. Instead, you leap to the defense of the failure and national disaster who currently holds the office. At least I got my head up my OWN ass, unlike all y’all who worship Dear Leader.
Oh yeah, and just for the record it’s 0526 local and I’m drunk. And I’ll almost certainly ride a bicycle of some sort before the sun has crossed the yardarm. Lather, rinse, repeat.
So I’ll just avoid the politics and say, “Whiskey, bacon, and cupcakes- does it really get better than that?!”
…no, joe…i bag on you because you deserve it…
…wanna reopen that little discourse about guns with more absurd statements that have no basis in fact & that you let trail away because you don’t have the heuvos to man up & admit you were wrong ???…
..but of course that would only be one in a long line of your abstract absurd-isms…
…you ride a bike…aren’t you special…
Lisa knows truth. All truth.
Happy B-day, BGW.
bgw, your diatribes grow more tedious by the syllable. Go occupy something, why don’t you.
Damnit TPC, you beat me!
Still, talking from the future, (it is 12:12 3/05/2012 here after all), Have a great day BGW, enjoy.
…@ trailer park cyclist…wow, are you ‘on’, or what ???…thank you…very much, even…
…@ hurben…thank you also but it’s rather a strange dichotomy, in that it’s already my birthday where you are but not yet where i am…i’ll be working tomorrow (here), which is today (there)…this could be confusing ‘cept i know what i’m talking about…
…@ joethewhatever…if you accepted responsibility for your own comments, be they right or wrong, i’d have less to object to…but you don’t & i shall remain vociferous in my objection to your ways…
…i refuse to remain indifferent to ignorance…
Ignorance? Shows what you know. I ain’t ignorant. I just don’t give a fuck.
…ya, joe…& within the context of what’s being said, that says it all about you…
…you possess your own brand of ignorance…
That time of the month already?
…you got absolutely nothing, dude but a sad bit of tired, worn out, schtick…
…i guess you get points for recycling ‘cuz you’re still talking & you haven’t had an original idea in years…
Midol, Sis?
Joe said, I can only assume from the seat of a fixed gear: “…casting aspersions on our next Commander in Chief [Mitt Romney]”.
Funniest damn thing I’ve heard in a long damn time. Obama 53, Romney 46 in a low turnout election and an electoral college blowout. And that is the BEST that ass clown will manage. He might not even do that well. The ultra right hates him, and he bores the eff out of the rest of them. The best thing he’s accomplished was health care in Mass and he is denying responsibility for that almost daily. Obama will have his own enthusiasm gap to deal with, mine included, but he will win this thing going away. Romney wears magic underwear ferchrissakes.
How about casting aspersions on the CURRENT commander in chief, you douche? President Romney? Not in this life time. Or any other for that matter. The anti O crowd is very loud, very passionate and gets lots of press, but it’s nowhere near as large as we’re made to believe- those assholes just make good tv.
As to the Whiskey 50- I was there, man. Sort of. Flew in Thursday to stay with my pop in Prescott Valley and do the race. Riding up the first climb Friday around noon to get a taste for the course and my phone rang- the girlfriend got called up to the Big Dance in Denver- she’s the understudy in the Denver Theater production of RIng of Fire, a Johnny Cash musical. I flipped a ewie, hightailed it back to pop’s, grabbed my shit and burned a trail back to PHX and caught a flight to Denver. Even left the bike for dad to pack up. Sat down with 5 mins to spare and had the time of my life watching her in the show. It was a nice change from all the shitty theater we’d done in LA chasing the Dream. She fucking made it and I wouldn’t have missed it for the world. But I’ll be back to do the Whiskey next year, that much I do know. But I digress…
Nice! Congrats to your girlfriend. I’m always looking for an excuse to go to denver from CO springs…is she a permanent member of the cast now? What’s her name?
“Obama 53, Romney 46 in a low turnout election and an electoral college blowout.”
Mr. sleepy speaks truly here. I predict a couple of big surprises, supposedly R states swinging D.
Let’s not count our chickens just yet. It’s going to be close, but Rmoney is the biggest gift they could have given Obama… well wait, I take that back, any of the rest of those clownshoes would have been bigger (Rick Perry high as a kite on painkillers… Newt rambling about his moon colony, and taking secret service protection for a book tour… Santorum his sweater-vests, and… well, look it up.) but Romney is a pretty big gift, and a snore-fest. Is there any position he hasn’t taken? The important elections are down-ticket. People may hate congress, but they mostly hate all the other reps and senators who aren’t from their district/state, so incumbents often win.
Sorry, sorry… Shit. I was doing so well at staying out of this… Back to following the Giro…
…like i said dude – “…you got nothin’……
…you casting aspersions on my manhood w/ the nature of your comments speaks volumes about your weak sauce & limited intelligence without saying a fucking thing about me…
…thanks for the reveal…
Ain’t castin’ nothin’ sweet cheeks. Your “manhood” speaks for itself.
@32— Lighten up, Francis. Jebus d00d, how many times we gotta say it?
Are you bitches still bitching about this bitchy bitchness? Really?
Come on. Joe, we’re hippy liberal communist socialist pinko pussies. We get it.
Everyone else, Joe jumped the shark. We get that too. Let’s move on and shut the fuck up about politics, which is always guaranteed to be depressing and boring as fuck.
Say it with me: Drunkcyclist equals bikes, boobs, and beers. Do you see bitch anywhere in that?
@D2 – joe obviously has no life so he comes to DC for his “social life”. same with the other old fucks who post here who aren’t worth mentioning.
…is this working for you, joe ???…i mean, after you click on the ‘submit comment’ box, do you honestly think you’ve accomplished anything in trying to insult me ???…
…i just wonder when the truth is gonna become self evident to you…this little pissing contest is really about credibility, something you’re sorrily lacking in…
…we all make mistakes, yet it seems that when you, in particular, are wrong or don’t have your facts right, you’re not capable of admitting it…your hubris won’t allow for it…
…you gloss it over or ignore it, like it didn’t happen…i don’t see the logic in that…
…i make plenty of mistakes & if they’re not pointed out to me, i haven’t learned a goddam thing…& while my delicate little ego may get bruised initially, i’ve taught myself that’s prob’ly the best opportunity to learn something…
…you don’t have the credibility to insult me, joe, ‘cuz you’ve proven there’s no need to take you seriously…
…your fake lighthearted digs like “midol, sis ???” or “…sweetcheeks…” are really nothing more than stilted & forced defensive posturing ‘cuz 98% of the time, you don’t have anything to back yourself up when it comes to real issues…
…next time, before you down a few shots, joe, take a good look in the mirror first…
…the guy you’re really insulting is yourself…over n’ over…
@Judi,
“Old Fucks”?
I’m 57 so yes I’m an old Fuck.
“has no life”?
I’ve had a fucking EPIC life, thank you very much & it’ll continue.
Want to tell me what the problem is?
@28 D2, Thanks, it was pretty amazing- I think she’s still a little high from the 5 shows she did- I know I am. The regular actress got her voice back after the weekend so it looks like no more for my girl, but it was great while it lasted. The show runs through Sunday, so if you’re a fan of the Man in Black, I’d say it’s worth the trip from the Springs.
@hurben – not talking about you. calm down.
@sleepy: well, if she performs again, give me a head’s up!
@judi-Bikes, boobs, beer. Have you ANYTHING to bring to the party?
Didn’t think so.
joe, remember – i got a key to this site and you don’t. so suck it.
remember that one time, when Francis was being a bitch, and Judi blocked his IP address? That was AWESOME.
PS— I may be “[an]other old fuck[s] who post here who aren’t worth mentioning,” but I cracks me up on the regular. Rubber side down, y’all.
It’s a little unclear, but my guess is judi is referring to the group that likes to shit on all of D2’s posts…
@45
No, I don’t think that the Flagstaff trolls have anything to do with this one.
Sparky is sadly descending into becoming a troll; I swear that I look for the Hanna-Barbara logo & “that’s all folks” on his posts.
It’s like a red neck Elmer Fudd.
But it’s deeper than that.
At this stage I’d like to say “I like turtles”
I am reminded of recent events when that triple letters person got hounded out of this site. I often wonder where these outcasts go once voted off the island. Suicide in their parent’s basement? Is there a website somewhere for the rejects, a kind of leper colony for the virtually undesirable? Who knows?
@D2: Reporting in, sir:
Bikes: Yesterday I lubed my chain and rode 60 miles of quiet country lane
Boobs: Yesterday I lubed my chain, (never mind)
Beer: Due to an unfortunate incident on the big scales at the Winn Dixie I will sadly be refraining from my normally prodigious consumption of cheap beer for a while. Nothing to be done about it, I am afraid, until I cease looking like I’m in the second trimester.
Hurben, sparky spends much of his time here being a troll. He’s actually been more quiet than back in the day. I think BJ had to have an offline talk with him a few years ago, back when he was posting under his old nom-de-plume.
I guess I missed whatever it was that drove Triple away… maybe he’s just taking a break. I thought this was the site for rejects?
Turtle power! I’m going for a short ride…
TPC: nicely done. Good showing.
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from the Flag Spore Society. I wonder what Fat Bob is up to these days. I do miss him so.
indeedily-doo, neighbors, temps could reach almost 60 F today, I’m out to ride The Trophy Bike.
@TPC – FFF is my facebook friend. we keep in touch. he’s a good guy.
OK