About caveman

I am... Caveman. Spokane, Washington, USA

25 Replies to “Cave likes some nasty fast bitches…”

  1. Well… it’s really ‘Live fast die young and make a good looking corpse’. That’s the way it is. But if MIA wants to show up to my palatial palace and prove otherwise… I’m game. Seriously, ‘bad girls do it well’. Please. I wan’t one of those bad girls to TALK THE TALK. Just saying.

  2. Great, fucking cars flying all over the fucking road.

    I don’t see anybody biking around there do you?
    Should I even bring up the AK’s?

    Looks like hell on earth to me.

  3. Listening to MPR and they’re talking a study showing drivers mimicking NASCAR action out on the roads after watching NASCAR on the wkend; subconsciously happening they’re saying. These reckless driving vids on bike sites are the ultimate WTF.

  4. @04-Fuck that. We owned the roads before there were any cars. We got ’em paved in the damned first place. Ain’t givin’ ’em up. Not now. Not ever. Besides, how the fuck else we gonna get from point “A” to point “B”?

  5. I find it the best way to get around. But what you or I find; that ain’t the point. People should be able to use the roads safely. Cagers should drive courteously and with due caution. When they don’t they should lose that privilege. Like the Uniballer said, “Are you gonna ride or are you gonna hide?” Personally I don’t give a fuck which you choose, but we all ought to have the right to make that choice.

  6. The best about a laying a girl from the Middle East is that they come with the sheets, so you don’t have to wash your own…

  7. …sorry, not impressed…

    …this stuff (other than the up on two wheels shit which requires a stunt driver) was done by stupid americans & euros years ago & now it’s finally hit the middle east & so it’s now being done by stupid middle easterners…

    …besides, middle eastern chicks come with so much fucking ‘family’ baggage, i’m sayin’ don’t even bother…

  8. “The best about a laying a girl from the Middle East is that they come with the sheets, so you don’t have to wash your own…”

    Man that is so wrong it’s right.

  9. Cheers to the geers on this post. Caveman, this and your other post are facebook fodder. You can keep all this spew off DC. Road riding wouldn’t be dangerous if it weren’t for the inattentive drivers of cars. I don’t particularly like road riding, I think cyclocross is silly, but I never take sides against the family. Pissoff with this spew.

  10. Nate, you ever think why my name might be caveman? I am a very simple life form with only a couple things on my mind- drinking and fucking shit up. We should become friends on FB so I can come to your FB page to steal some of your super genius post. Thats all I do, is just rob shit. Did you ever think maybe Caveman doesn’t even ride bikes and maybe I just got lost one day away from my cave to become a member of the DC family by accident. It’s all one big fucking accident I am on here and so draw me a fucking map to get back to the right place. But until then, you are gonna see things you just don’t like… your swing like a woman and your spit smells like poop.

  11. Whatever. My two cents is: stick with the bike-related culture and don’t muck-up the wordpress with posts like this one featuring cars. Here’s your map: steer clear of cars, ride bikes to bars. Less gears, more beeers!

  12. I ain’t no roadie. I gots hairy legs, among other body parts. All my clothes are baggy. But I ride my bike on the road; usually to get from-well, you know. And yeah, cagers with their heads up their asses can be a nuisance. Just means you gots to pay more attention, I guess. Alls I knows is I’d sooner die on my feet than live on my knees.

    Some say every cyclist has a car with his name on it. I ain’t worried about that. It’s the ones addressed “to whom it may concern” ya gotta watch out for.

  13. @nate

    Please do us a favor and douche away.

    The music annoyed me but the vid was very cool.

    I like bikes but I don’t have a one track mind like you.

    Variety is the spice of life.

  14. Caveman. I’m trying to get my hands on a BLK MRKT Edit 1 or the 24″ Contraband. Not really fair though I work here.