Non Sequitur for the Weekend

Posted on December 2, 2011 by The Gnome

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyCrRrw-rc4[/youtube]

Happy trails this weekend, fellow cyclists.

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13 Replies to “Non Sequitur for the Weekend”

burt hoovis on December 2, 2011 at 3:16 pm said:

I didn’t believe that was real until I went to the website…

Thanks,
Burt
bikesgonewild on December 2, 2011 at 3:35 pm said:

…i HAVE offered my services for fulfilling that role with several women i know…

…i just think it’s so much more personal that way…
Judi on December 2, 2011 at 4:11 pm said:

IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DILDO! i cannot believe this shit is for real.
jaydee on December 2, 2011 at 4:23 pm said:

having tits is complicated
Holmes on December 2, 2011 at 5:15 pm said:

Wow, and here I was having trouble picking out the perfect Christmas gift for that special person in my life. Thank you Drunkcyclist.com!
sfb on December 2, 2011 at 5:47 pm said:

This would be funny even if I was NOT drunk right now.
Keith on December 2, 2011 at 6:11 pm said:

$55 PLUS, PLUS shipping and handling?

I’m sure if you’ve got sleeping issues related to “too-plump-cans” you can find a cheaper solution.
Keith on December 2, 2011 at 6:34 pm said:

I just made 8 of these out of an old slime tube filled with warm mayonnaise, $8 shipping included.
Mikey on December 2, 2011 at 7:00 pm said:

That mondo preggo cleavage at 0:42 burned into my brain and I may never get it out. I knew you were a sick fuck.

Hey, does kush have openings for field reps? You know, doing demos n’shit?
BlackberryDave on December 2, 2011 at 8:08 pm said:

do they do one for your arse?
TripleF on December 2, 2011 at 8:25 pm said:

Ohhhh boobies.
Jersey Representin' on December 2, 2011 at 10:43 pm said:

First things firsr-Keith, Mayo for filling is nasty, unless it a spray job with man mayo for your girl. Now who is gonna payy 55 bucks for that thing?
gildas on December 3, 2011 at 9:07 am said:

Too many people.