Non Sequitur for the Weekend Posted on December 2, 2011 by Gnome by Happy trails this weekend, fellow cyclists. by
…i HAVE offered my services for fulfilling that role with several women i know… …i just think it’s so much more personal that way…
Wow, and here I was having trouble picking out the perfect Christmas gift for that special person in my life. Thank you Drunkcyclist.com!
$55 PLUS, PLUS shipping and handling? I’m sure if you’ve got sleeping issues related to “too-plump-cans” you can find a cheaper solution.
That mondo preggo cleavage at 0:42 burned into my brain and I may never get it out. I knew you were a sick fuck. Hey, does kush have openings for field reps? You know, doing demos n’shit?
First things firsr-Keith, Mayo for filling is nasty, unless it a spray job with man mayo for your girl. Now who is gonna payy 55 bucks for that thing?
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I didn’t believe that was real until I went to the website…
Thanks,
Burt
…i HAVE offered my services for fulfilling that role with several women i know…
…i just think it’s so much more personal that way…
IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DILDO! i cannot believe this shit is for real.
having tits is complicated
Wow, and here I was having trouble picking out the perfect Christmas gift for that special person in my life. Thank you Drunkcyclist.com!
This would be funny even if I was NOT drunk right now.
$55 PLUS, PLUS shipping and handling?
I’m sure if you’ve got sleeping issues related to “too-plump-cans” you can find a cheaper solution.
I just made 8 of these out of an old slime tube filled with warm mayonnaise, $8 shipping included.
That mondo preggo cleavage at 0:42 burned into my brain and I may never get it out. I knew you were a sick fuck.
Hey, does kush have openings for field reps? You know, doing demos n’shit?
do they do one for your arse?
Ohhhh boobies.
First things firsr-Keith, Mayo for filling is nasty, unless it a spray job with man mayo for your girl. Now who is gonna payy 55 bucks for that thing?
Too many people.