Non Sequitur for the Weekend Posted on December 2, 2011 by Gnome by Happy trails this weekend, fellow cyclists. by
I didn’t believe that was real until I went to the website…
…i HAVE offered my services for fulfilling that role with several women i know…
…i just think it’s so much more personal that way…
IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DILDO! i cannot believe this shit is for real.
having tits is complicated
Wow, and here I was having trouble picking out the perfect Christmas gift for that special person in my life. Thank you Drunkcyclist.com!
This would be funny even if I was NOT drunk right now.
$55 PLUS, PLUS shipping and handling?
I’m sure if you’ve got sleeping issues related to “too-plump-cans” you can find a cheaper solution.
I just made 8 of these out of an old slime tube filled with warm mayonnaise, $8 shipping included.
That mondo preggo cleavage at 0:42 burned into my brain and I may never get it out. I knew you were a sick fuck.
Hey, does kush have openings for field reps? You know, doing demos n’shit?
do they do one for your arse?
First things firsr-Keith, Mayo for filling is nasty, unless it a spray job with man mayo for your girl. Now who is gonna payy 55 bucks for that thing?
Too many people.