Horner on the Cav diet plan

Posted on July 10, 2011 by big jonny

I went to France and all I got was a broken nose, a concussion, some fries and a royal with cheese.

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Can you tell I just took a study break?

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8 Replies to “Horner on the Cav diet plan”

TripleF on July 10, 2011 at 3:04 pm said:

Hell. I’d take a free trip to France in exchange for “a broken nose, a concussion, some fries and a royal with cheese”. Hell. I’ve gone to bachelor parties where I got hurt worse.

And I actually do like mayo on my fries no matter how much it grosses people out. Or is that why I like it ? hehehehe
joetheelectrician on July 10, 2011 at 5:15 pm said:

Royal what now? Oh right, that’s what they call a quarter pounder, bein’ they got some arcane system of weights and measures that don’t jibe with the real world.

Than sammich come with Clenbuterol, or can you get it on the side?
MM on July 11, 2011 at 5:13 am said:

Look at his eyes…he’s still fucking glazed from whacking his melon.
HUMPTY on July 11, 2011 at 11:28 am said:

Further proves whata fucking douche Bruhneel is. No way Horner should have ever got back on his bike.
Gnome on July 11, 2011 at 2:37 pm said:

His eyes are always glazed. That’s what happens with decades of cycling. It turns your dimmer knob left. He’s on the Chris “im a fruit bat” Walker’s Synapse atrophy program. And there’s not a thing wrong with that plan.
dirty biker on July 11, 2011 at 2:41 pm said:

one interbike weekend a few years back, I stopped at a quickie mart to get me some beverages when i see a pimped out Ridley with a frame pump taped to the toptube leaning against the building. Nobody is inside so I look around the corner to find the owner and there is Horner going to town on a stack of tasty cakes and 4 cans of Coke. been a fan ever since. Thought this was gonna be his year to make his mushroom stamp on the peleton…
Bobbo on July 11, 2011 at 6:17 pm said:

dirty – love the Horner story
big jonny on July 11, 2011 at 6:43 pm said:

Chris Walker. Yep. Dude is all in. I was at Redland’s with Gnome once, and Walker was there (I was schleping luggage, driving cars, working the feed zone, not racing). I remember he’d just sit there and watch everyone else talk and crack jokes while he ate a turkey sandwich, two apples, and two carrots. Then he’d take a nap. Next day, same thing.

That guy has a really deep limit. I’ve seen him turned completely inside out. Impressive.