Big Jonny sent me an e-mail

Posted on July 1, 2011 by dirty biker

Big Jonny sent me an email the other day. It was simply titled “For Dirty” and contained nothing but a link.

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He is a good guy that Jonny, a good guy indeed.

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I am a fan of singletrack, singlespeeds, single women and single malt. Currently in Carbondale, CO Follow on Instagram @dirty_biker

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20 Replies to “Big Jonny sent me an e-mail”

Bobejin on July 1, 2011 at 8:24 am said:

so which one do you ride first?
AfricanSingle on July 1, 2011 at 8:30 am said:

Juan Grande is a good friend.
judi on July 1, 2011 at 8:54 am said:

your next girlfriend should have this tattooed on her ass. :0) happy friday.
HUMPTY on July 1, 2011 at 8:56 am said:

She has a nice mingus.
caveman on July 1, 2011 at 10:01 am said:

I wonder if the other side says “biker”?
ant1 on July 1, 2011 at 10:07 am said:

very nice
Kid Dick on July 1, 2011 at 11:37 am said:

It was Vin Diesel, gay!!!

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bikesgonewild on July 1, 2011 at 12:19 pm said:

…a dirty girl always deserves a good spanking…
TripleF on July 1, 2011 at 4:46 pm said:

That’s a nice tookus.

bj is a true friend without a doubt.
Judi on July 1, 2011 at 7:31 pm said:

fff – wow, i havent heard that term in a LONG time. my mom always used to call it that, a tookus. wrong spelling tho. its “tuches”. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tuches
Trailer Park Cyclist on July 1, 2011 at 7:36 pm said:

Oy
TripleF on July 1, 2011 at 8:03 pm said:

judi, judi, judi.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tookus

And also.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tookis
The Old Guy In the Shop on July 1, 2011 at 9:59 pm said:

I am moved to tears. Just spent an hour on the site, getting the fixie out tomorrow.
nikthe on July 1, 2011 at 10:39 pm said:

thefixfixfix.com
grandote on July 4, 2011 at 1:02 pm said:

ahhhhhh, reminds me of the olden days…..
mikey on July 4, 2011 at 2:18 pm said:

so I’m late to the party, been outta town, you know, riding and stuff. Anyway, I have an awesome Drunkcyclist anecdote:

Me and my buddy Jim rode up to my friend’s house for dinner. (This is at Snoqualmie Pass WA.) I had some tequila, about a six-pack of Thai malt liquor and split a bottle of fancy Burgundy with the steak oscar. So it’s about midnight when we roll for home.

No lights, no helmets— it’s only 1.5 miles and loses 150′ vertical. It’s in the 40s, cloudy and the road is wet. Basically pitch fucking dark. I’m coasting along, dabbing the brakes to keep from sucking too much spray off the road. 10-15 MPH. Well, thank god for going slow. I get down to the base area at Ski Acres, where there is one lonely streetlight burning, and stop and wait for Jim. And wait.

Dude finally rolls up. Blood running down his face, down his legs. He rode into the back of a lowboy trailer of a parked semi— never even saw it coming. Lucky as hell, cuts and bruises. We checked, all his teeth were still in and stuff.

So now that I’m in my fifties, maybe I should learn not to ride drunk without lights in the pitch dark. Chya, right.
joetheelectrician on July 4, 2011 at 4:18 pm said:

How could you not see a parked semi?
bikesgonewild on July 4, 2011 at 8:04 pm said:

…ummm…(1)-dark, (2)-low n’ dark & (3)-drunk ???…

…see post #16 for explanation…worked for me…
mikey on July 5, 2011 at 8:50 pm said:

Speaking of dark, we bagged the 2.4-mile Snoqualmie Tunnel today after a 2+ year closure. (Yeah, I had a light and a helmet.) There was a wagon train having a meltdown in there. WTF, a wagon train in a railroad tunnel? An 18th century solution to a 19th century problem. Then I had to pass a clump of 80 slow-ass cyclists by riding on the verge of the trail on an unsprung bike. Beers at the golf course in North Bend. A stellar day in the North Cascades.
bikesgonewild on July 5, 2011 at 10:37 pm said:

…mikey…you asked it yourself…a wagon train ???…in a train tunnel ???…

…did you perhaps pick up a medical marihuana card the last time you were down this way ???…

…just, you know, sayin’…