About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

13 Replies to “One in from Legs”

  1. Rule 37:
    The arms of the eyewear shall always be placed over the helmet straps. No exceptions. We don’t know why, it’s just the way it is.

  2. Make sure it has enough air …got to avoid those pinch flats…….is that a Trek Littleone 2.3

  3. Got a proline mini in the garage. Should send it to ya, mine are in their teens, that one is ready to rock some skinny 20’s!!

  4. Scorekeeper’s score:

    5 year old who puts in 5-6 miles off road, approaching 100mi mark
    He is approaching his ABA upgrade to intermediate.
    2 year old who throws fits while dad is fixing bikes to ride her 12″ specialized
    Two 10-11 year old nephews who wouldn’t let uncle giving them heat stroke keep them from convincing their dad for new 24ers.

    Not bad for a not real cyclist

  5. Does he have two different shoes on? Doesn’t matter when you’re ready to ride!

  6. Love it, Paul! He’s 4.5 now and been on the “pedal” bike for about a year now and that was all due to the time he spent on his Skuut. You’re little guy is rocking it.

    Yes, he does have two different shoes. Not sure why, but he insists on running it that way sometimes. He has his system down, so I don’t mess with it.

  7. Sunglasses over the outside of the helmet straps. That said it’s not his fault – where the fuck are this kid’s parents at? Someone needs to call child services.