19 Replies to “I have shit to say but it’s really not that important”
Caveman,
You need to post more often.
Holy Kinevil. Rad.
reverend dick@ thanks, I will actually. I have been out of commission for the past month.
don’t shortchange yourself. bikes are beer are VERY important.
and tits. tits are awesome too.
…i’m not sure what i just watched but the combination was pretty fucking cool…
That’s effed up because:
1-Grown men on BMX bikes just sems awkward and wrong. Unless it’s Domenic or someone with Domenic-like chops.
2-Throwing a perfectly good bike into a pond? Do you know what that does to the bearings? The humanity.
As to the “beer”-
1-Never tried it. But I fucking will if it ever comes to this town.
2-I can see West Virginia from my house. (Cue banjo.)
“dominic like chops”? whats that mean?
and YES caveman – you do need to post more often. i was talking about you to gnome and forgot your DC name. that means you really need to post more often. and i have some lost braincells.
Judi@ Cavement
You’ve seen him ride, and yet you have to ask? Interesting.
JTE – the sexiest men who ride are the ones on BMX bikes.
I never knew that bicycles float.
Beer. Yes.
That was rad, except for the horrible song. They should’ve just used Bananarama “Cruel Summer”, instead.
Judi, I (ahem) can’t speak to any of that. Well, other than to say that to me, a grown man using an undersized bike, whether it be a BMX or a Brompton, for any use to which a standard-sized and properly-fitted frame would be more suitable, has always seemed to me rather awkward in appearance and, if I may be forgiven, slightly clownish.
But using a BMX bike to demonstrate one’s mastery of cycling, whether on jumps, or on flatland as your Domenic has done-When it’s done well it just plain makes my jaw drop. Truly impressive.
Got a ankle deep pond in the garden, anybody got a bmx?
JTE – you just do not get BMX. flips into a pond like that video caveman posted is nothing less than fucking RAD, ESPECIALLY when a 40+ year old man is doing it. the simple fact that he can still get rad on a bike at that age is fucking HOT.
@#16/Judi. +1
Caveman, that was awesome. way awesome.
My pals and me used to do that (albeit way smaller) off the dock where I grew up. Brought back vivid memories of stinking teenage feet slopping around inside greasy gross wet Vans and the inevitable carving up of a shin with a beartrap pedal.
Other folks might think of baseball or some boring shit when envisioning the halcyon days of youth but for me it was strapping a PDF to the bars of my MT Fox and launching that shit into the river. I still regret selling that bike..
and Joe. Bearings are serviceable. easily.
Well whatever blows yer skirt up, I reckon. Long as you’re on a bike and all that.
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Caveman,
You need to post more often.
Holy Kinevil. Rad.
reverend dick@ thanks, I will actually. I have been out of commission for the past month.
don’t shortchange yourself. bikes are beer are VERY important.
and tits. tits are awesome too.
…i’m not sure what i just watched but the combination was pretty fucking cool…
That’s effed up because:
1-Grown men on BMX bikes just sems awkward and wrong. Unless it’s Domenic or someone with Domenic-like chops.
2-Throwing a perfectly good bike into a pond? Do you know what that does to the bearings? The humanity.
As to the “beer”-
1-Never tried it. But I fucking will if it ever comes to this town.
2-I can see West Virginia from my house. (Cue banjo.)
“dominic like chops”? whats that mean?
and YES caveman – you do need to post more often. i was talking about you to gnome and forgot your DC name. that means you really need to post more often. and i have some lost braincells.
Judi@ Cavement
You’ve seen him ride, and yet you have to ask? Interesting.
JTE – the sexiest men who ride are the ones on BMX bikes.
I never knew that bicycles float.
Beer. Yes.
That was rad, except for the horrible song. They should’ve just used Bananarama “Cruel Summer”, instead.
Judi, I (ahem) can’t speak to any of that. Well, other than to say that to me, a grown man using an undersized bike, whether it be a BMX or a Brompton, for any use to which a standard-sized and properly-fitted frame would be more suitable, has always seemed to me rather awkward in appearance and, if I may be forgiven, slightly clownish.
But using a BMX bike to demonstrate one’s mastery of cycling, whether on jumps, or on flatland as your Domenic has done-When it’s done well it just plain makes my jaw drop. Truly impressive.
Got a ankle deep pond in the garden, anybody got a bmx?
JTE – you just do not get BMX. flips into a pond like that video caveman posted is nothing less than fucking RAD, ESPECIALLY when a 40+ year old man is doing it. the simple fact that he can still get rad on a bike at that age is fucking HOT.
@#16/Judi. +1
Caveman, that was awesome. way awesome.
My pals and me used to do that (albeit way smaller) off the dock where I grew up. Brought back vivid memories of stinking teenage feet slopping around inside greasy gross wet Vans and the inevitable carving up of a shin with a beartrap pedal.
Other folks might think of baseball or some boring shit when envisioning the halcyon days of youth but for me it was strapping a PDF to the bars of my MT Fox and launching that shit into the river. I still regret selling that bike..
and Joe. Bearings are serviceable. easily.
Well whatever blows yer skirt up, I reckon. Long as you’re on a bike and all that.
Those vids put me in the best mood