The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
Holy shit Snake, that made me spit coffee all over the screen!! Toooo funny!
I need a slo mo breakdown of that shit because I caint see how they got around that shit alive. Fucking pot holes man! And Freddy was a baller just because of how badass his last name is spelt. It says, I will crush you, as far as last names go. Fully threatening.
…freddy fucking maertens…now there is a man who knew how to HTFU…
…’76 world championships, he beats moser & conti to the gold…in italy no less…
…’81 worlds, he bests saronni & hinault…the guy was hard…
…one of the best road sprinters of his day, he taught our boy sean kelly the ropes & we know how that worked out…
Wow, even that coverage was better than Versus….It trips me out to see dudes doing pack sprints with chops, downtube shifters, and no helmets.
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Did you see that pothole with 1k to go?
Holy shit Snake, that made me spit coffee all over the screen!! Toooo funny!
I need a slo mo breakdown of that shit because I caint see how they got around that shit alive. Fucking pot holes man! And Freddy was a baller just because of how badass his last name is spelt. It says, I will crush you, as far as last names go. Fully threatening.
…freddy fucking maertens…now there is a man who knew how to HTFU…
…’76 world championships, he beats moser & conti to the gold…in italy no less…
…’81 worlds, he bests saronni & hinault…the guy was hard…
…one of the best road sprinters of his day, he taught our boy sean kelly the ropes & we know how that worked out…
Wow, even that coverage was better than Versus….It trips me out to see dudes doing pack sprints with chops, downtube shifters, and no helmets.